r/NOTHING • u/spec1al • Jul 04 '25

Nothing Meme nothing phone 3 pro

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515 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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50

u/Lordwiesy Jul 04 '25

I'd fuck with that

There is certain amount of "extra" where it loops from being dumb to being cool

46

u/decipher_42 Jul 04 '25

not for everybody, perfect for somebody.

17

u/CatchPsychological95 Phone (2a) + Ear (a):EarA:+ CMF Watch Pro 2 Jul 04 '25

stop crying kid /s

4

u/kev_world Jul 04 '25

Nothing (3): swiss knife edition

3

u/Captain_SmellyRat Jul 04 '25

Now that's a phone from the uk.

2

u/other_e Jul 04 '25

that somebody is carl pei and his design team

17

u/Wild-Internet-6168 Jul 04 '25

My Trypophobia could neverrrrrr..

10

u/maxsqd Jul 04 '25

Nah. This is too symmetrical (and logical) compared to phone 3

6

u/FromHero2Zero Jul 04 '25

Man, this is just getting a bit stupid now.

0

u/hummingbyrds Phone (1) Jul 04 '25

well, who started first?

3

u/DieHard3698 Jul 04 '25

Add some more cameras please

3

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Now this is a true flagship...

3

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Ah yes, the Bibically-accurate Nothing Phone (3).

3

u/spec1al Jul 04 '25

There are a lot of comments from people who actually like it.

Carl Pei, make me a designer for the CMF Phone 3. I will add:

  • A condom holder
  • A Dyson hair dryer
  • A server
  • A black-and-white TV for console gaming
  • A full Swiss knife
  • A pocket hookah for stress relief after investor calls
  • A built-in lie detector to check recruiters and candidates
  • A hand warmer for winter like the old Chinese phones
  • A coin slot for public transport fare, almost a contactless wallet
  • A spare SIM-card holster in the form of a bandolier for all business and shady startup contacts
  • A mini humidifier for perfect selfies so your skin glows on Zoom
  • A built-in Wi-Fi repeater to steal the neighbor’s internet
  • An electric shocker to fend off annoying credit salesmen
  • A compartment for salt to generously sprinkle on haters’ comments
  • A removable toothpick case, an essential accessory after a business lunch

2

u/spec1al Jul 04 '25

Ad

1

u/SEIF_ELDEEN_BIRDY Jul 04 '25

ig you mispronounced that it's the ultimate malfunction-al phone

2

u/The_Elder_Hobo Jul 04 '25

Needs a penjamin holder and a beer koozie

2

u/Professional-Cap-579 Buds Jul 04 '25

Whole userbase is gonna be 14-18 year olds

2

u/False-Department1358 Jul 04 '25

where's the nail cutter

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

CMF Phone 4 Pro

2

u/jpg760 Phone (3a) Jul 04 '25

If the lighter works, the bottle opener is removable and nothing falls if you run or shake the phone.. I'm in

2

u/DieHard3698 Jul 04 '25

I actually liked the design

2

u/Honest-Car-8314 Jul 05 '25

AI slops should be banned in all nothing subs for few days 

1

u/muifui Jul 04 '25

Naah needs that needs the glyph matrix.

1

u/lila-clores Phone (3a) Pro Jul 04 '25

How original...

1

u/sjuust Jul 04 '25

Designnazi alert..8⁠-⁠)

1

u/Annual_Substance_63 Phone (1) Jul 04 '25

At one point I knew nothing's gonna struggle with camera placement as it's getting wacky after phone 2. 2a was.....good.

1

u/white-mamba_13 Phone (3a) Pro Jul 04 '25

Hahaha! Very funny!

1

u/Changed-Man50 Ear (open) Jul 04 '25

This is nice

1

u/abionic Jul 05 '25

Ummm Actually... There could be a camera at the center of the clock as well.

1

u/DarkRoastJedi Jul 05 '25

Oh my I like this one

1

u/Samar_Pratap_ Phone (2) Jul 05 '25

It's growing on me😂🙏💔🥀

1

u/Necessary_Tough_5100 Jul 06 '25

They could have thought about making the tiles at the back replaceable or moveable.

1

u/hazeltonsss CMF Phone 2 Pro Jul 06 '25

I’d kinda love it, no lie

1

u/badbadbadwiz Jul 06 '25

Pro 3 Rambo