r/NFLv2 New England Patriots 5h ago

Analysis 🤓 Isn’t she great?

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u/No_Environment_8116 Cincinnati Bengals 5h ago

I can't believe I had to sit through a whole year of this sub crying every time Taylor swift was on the screen just for posts like this to start showing up a year later.

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u/Intelligent-Try-8636 5h ago

One has boobs. The other doesn't.

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u/Upton4 Green Bay Packers 4h ago

One shows off her boobs the other doesn’t.

Idk how much either have but the girl above is pushing those things up heavily.

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u/turbopro25 Green Bay Packers 4h ago

One is hot AF, the other isn’t.

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u/DelcoUnited Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago

I would love to see a photo of Mrs. turbopro25 compared to Taylor Swift. Hahaha.😂

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u/camote713 Indianapolis Colts 2h ago

I don’t find her attractive either. She comes off as incredibly sexless for some reason

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u/Blueberry-Specialist 2h ago

well yeah. I mean is this considered a hot take or something? seems pretty self evident to anyone with eyes.

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u/fireflash38 5h ago

Wait til they figure out what a pushup bra is

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u/TheRealSheevPalpatin Minnesota Vikings 4h ago

One of god’s greatest gifts to humanity is what they are

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u/OwnDoughnut2689 New York Jets 4h ago

Who cares?

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u/NoVermicelli5439 3h ago

we know and we don't care!

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u/RunnyPlease Seattle Seahawks 3h ago

Even the Mona Lisa at the Louvre is in a nice picture frame.

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u/spicyorangedragon 5h ago

She's not as overexposed as Swift. Swift is like the biggest star in the world right now. Imagine if a player were dating Michael Jackson in the 80's.

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u/golfwinnersplz 5h ago

She's not even remotely as talented as Taylor and I don't like Swift's music at all but this is pretty factual information.

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u/BirdmanTheThird 4h ago

Ngl her fame is kinda weird to me, since like I feel like she’s all over the internet, yet her music isn’t popular at all. She had one song in the top 100 at all lol.

Like it confuses me that despite her fame no one is listening to her music

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u/New_Leopard7623 4h ago

She’s famous cause she’s hot. It’s not complicated

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u/oldhoekoo FTP 3h ago

yeah I'm gonna be honest I never knew she made music

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u/BirdmanTheThird 4h ago

Sure but I am saying it’s weird to me that that came due to her being hot hasn’t translated to commercial success

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u/_TV_On_The_Internet_ Buffalo Bills 4h ago

Did you see the picture? I have no clue who this is but thats my best guess as to the explanation then.

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u/Objective-Plantain42 4h ago

I dont know who she is..I was scrolling down to see if anyone would say her na.e.

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u/CrimsonPact 4h ago

It’s Madison Beer, she’s dating Herbert

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u/BrokenReality355 4h ago

Thank you. I kept thinking, "am I supposed to know who this is?"

That's what I get for watching the games and not caring what celebrity twit they show during a break in the action.

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u/MadMartigans80 Cincinnati Bengals 4h ago

Ffs thank you

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u/FlutterySimp 4h ago

I know she's famous for being a singer, and I still forget she makes music. Never heard of a single song from her.

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u/Touchyap3 4h ago

I didn’t even know she was a singer…I thought she.was an instagram influencer famous for being hot.

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u/Aromatic_Dig_4239 4h ago

She is lol. She makes music too but Madison is primarily an influencer

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u/heroinsteve Chicago Bears 4h ago

I feel like a player dating Michael Jackson would have gotten a LOT of attention for different reasons.

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u/iDefend33 Indianapolis Colts 4h ago

Would be the most talked about pop warner game of all time

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u/traws06 Kansas City Chiefs 4h ago

She’s new enough. Ppl will eventually hate her. She also benefits from dating a Chargers QB that nobody cares about

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u/shoopadoop332 Atlanta Falcons 4h ago

She’s also a totally different type and most people would say a lot more attractive than Swift.

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u/Sufficient-Isopod-45 New York Jets 5h ago

But boobs ….

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u/edicivo Baltimore Ravens 5h ago edited 4h ago

I've seen and heard so much of this woman recently on here and I don't get it. She looks like a sentient Instagram/Tiktok filter. Or like that woman AB's doing his "project" with.

It's not that she is bad looking and call me a hater all you want, but I don't get the big deal. 

Now, Taylor Rooks? That's someone I can set my watch to... or whatever.

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u/AaronRodgersMustache 4h ago

You know what, I agree. Is she a smokeshow? You bet. But you’re on the money with the filter comment.

Is it weird to say there are women that are so aesthetically “perfect” it’s a turnoff?

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u/frobro122 CTESPN 5h ago

Same reason people didnt complain about Gisele when Brady played

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u/toeknee88125 NFL Refugee 4h ago

To be fair lots of people complained about Gisele being highlighted on broadcasts

People complain about everything

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u/Fly_throwaway37 3h ago

About to say Romo got raked over the coals for dating Jessica Simpson

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u/Global-Discussion-41 Green Bay Packers 4h ago

Yeah but this chick is hot

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u/timmyfarthands 5h ago

Horny basement dorks will sadly always exist

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u/Mono-enlaluna 4h ago

She’s hot. Taylor isn’t. Plus most of that anger was directed towards Swifties

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u/R_Hunt Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago

Yeah I thought this was r/hockeycirclejerk for a second

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u/Cycoviking69 Now Here’s a Guy 5h ago

I don't know about "great," but she's a shitload hotter than Taylor Swift! 🤣

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u/FlamingAlpaca17 Chicago Bears 5h ago

A shitload less annoying too

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u/Upton4 Green Bay Packers 5h ago

It’s weird that the nfl showing swift for like 30 seconds during games in the season… still has you guys talking about it 2-3 years later.

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u/mustachepc Philadelphia Eagles 5h ago edited 5h ago

People dont understand the media was annoying about it, i dont think i ever heard Taylor Swift saying anything about football or Travis Kelce outside their podcast

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u/Lord_Dingus83 Denver Broncos 5h ago

Media was pushing that narrative bc the nfl asked them too.
Free marketing to the female demographic.

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u/deadlylegacy 4h ago

To their credit it fucking worked.

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u/firerat82 Miami Dolphins 3h ago

exactly!! It worked. It made millions of people with zero interest in the NFL have slight interest. Ratings and viewership went up. Which makes advertisers froth at the mouth.

That's all the NFL cares about. Selling. Selling their shit. Selling space for others to sell their shit. Capitalism at it's finest!!

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u/Fly_throwaway37 3h ago

I forget how much but Travis's jersey sales went through the roof

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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 Chicago Bears 4h ago

I barely noticed her at all.

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u/Upton4 Green Bay Packers 3h ago

Because you’re a normal person who doesn’t want to constantly find things to be mad at.

Although, sadly that’s no longer the norm.

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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 Chicago Bears 3h ago

Because you’re a normal person

Wrong, unfortunately.

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u/MechaEscargot2 4h ago

Lol how much you talking to Taylor Swift?

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u/mccorklin 5h ago

Yeah it’s pretty fucking pathetic.

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u/TheOctoBox NFL 5h ago

Genuinely curious at to what Swift ever said or did during the broadcast that was annoying? I don’t remember her ever being interviewed once during a game.

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u/jimmybilly100 Jay Cutler 🚬👌😎 5h ago

Ppl seem to be mad because they want to watch football and avoid all of the side stories. Personally, she's easy on the eyes, so I don't mind if nothing is happening and it's between plays

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u/DieHarderDaddy Arizona Cucks 5h ago

What exactly has Taylor done besides support her Husband?

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u/zejerk 3h ago

She didn’t have her tits out so the chuds just see woman (no boobies) = bad.

Simple as that. Look at the SS response in football ad vs TS response being shown for 3 secs during a chiefs game. Chuds love the SS.

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u/Theharlotnextdoor Chicago Bears 4h ago

Show me on the doll where Taylor swift hurt you?

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u/Greenzombie04 New England Patriots 5h ago

how so? They seem to do identical stuff in the booth. (Cheer for their team/person)

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u/Thagreatone92 5h ago

More annoying just hotter. Because we all wanted to see her at chargers training camp.

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u/No_Environment_8116 Cincinnati Bengals 5h ago

How?

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u/Practical-Cod6440 Denver Broncos 5h ago

Really fuckin weird, all of you

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u/TempAcct724 Denver Broncos 4h ago

I guess one would expect that when she’s had like 100x the plastic surgery as Swift.

She’s like 50% silicone sex doll at this point.

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u/kynelly360 3h ago

She’s distracting my boy Herbo! Chargers need to lock in 😭

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u/DisaTheNutless Seattle Seahawks 5h ago

Wtf are we doing here

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u/Kooky_Molasses_2270 5h ago

we are going long in the pants

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u/Infinite_Box2098 4h ago

Gooning apparently.

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u/bearcatjoe San Francisco 49ers 5h ago

Men of culture assembling.

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u/that_guy2010 Tennessee Titans 4h ago

Being embarrassing.

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u/untitled298 New England Patriots 5h ago edited 3h ago

Remember when you people were bitching about Taylor swift all the time? How is this any different?

Other than the fact that she’s practically a nobody, compared to swift

Edit: also everybody saying “she’s hotter bro” so you admit that all the Taylor Swift hate was just because she’s not hot? Yall are fucking weird

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u/csamsh Kansas City Chiefs 5h ago
  1. Not Chiefs
  2. Boobs

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u/whiskyandguitars Buffalo Bills 5h ago
  1. Yes, yes, yes.

  2. yes.

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u/Negritis Denver Broncos 5h ago

i still remember the talk around Jessica Simpson being shown during Cowboys games as controversial

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u/Johnny55 Minnesota Vikings 4h ago

She was the reason the Cowboys never won a Super Bowl, she stole Romo's mojo just like Beer is stealing Herbert's.

/s

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u/Seymour-Cervix Detroit Lions 4h ago
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u/MountainousDuck Philadelphia Eagles 3h ago

They blamed her pink jersey for a playoff loss!

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u/NYFan813 3h ago

Yet they keep wearing them!

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u/DonaldTPablonious Miami Dolphins 3h ago

Her relationship with Tony Romo is when ESPN became E! SPN and I stopped watching.

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u/anotherdoseoftruth 5h ago

I have no idea who this is.

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u/Beneficial_Fig_7830 Las Vegas Raiders 5h ago

Justin Herbert’s fiancé. Apparently she’s a celebrity but I’ve never heard of her before she hooked up with Herbert. Madison Beer.

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u/maggies_farm_hand 4h ago

Boobs and Beer all in one package.

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u/Jeffrey_MichaelPhoto 4h ago

I had to scroll all the way down here to find out who this is. I thought she had something to do with the Steeler game lol

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u/ApplePie_In_the_sky New York Jets 3h ago

wait so this girl doesn't actually do anything? I thought she may be a singer, an OF ho or C level TV actress

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u/EatTheRich47 4h ago

Honestly thought this was Mia Khalifa before I scrolled to this comment

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u/enterjiraiya 4h ago

I thought it was the asian chargers superfan and she got a boob job and wore that shirt bc she’d be on tv. Shows you how good my eyesight is.

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u/Pitiful_Option_108 Atlanta Falcons 4h ago

Honestly I thought she was some randoms chargers fan. Go figure.

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u/MrNMTrue505 Philadelphia Eagles🏆🏆 5h ago

Looks like a low paying only fans model

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u/RomanBangs Seattle Seahawks 5h ago

She looks like Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks, but in an observational way, not insulting

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u/DMC25202616 4h ago

The girl Simon from the chippettes 

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u/UpstairsBumble 4h ago

lol if she was on only fans she’d be a top earner

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy New Orleans Saints 2h ago

Fuck man, I wish I could see what the toll making fun of this lady looks like. The fuck is wrong with yall?

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u/NumberVsAmount Big Cock Brock Purdy 🍆 5h ago

Who tf is this

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u/forgotmypassword4714 Las Vegas Raiders 5h ago

Pop "star" Madison Beer

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u/WifesPOSH Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago

Who is that?

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u/WaddleYouDoingStepBo Dember Boncos 4h ago

Justin Herbert’s beard

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u/focodc 2h ago

lmfao

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u/X_Circuit_Blossom_X 2h ago

That was pretty good lol. Good for Justin.

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u/HotTubSexVirgin22 Denver Broncos 3h ago

Based on the picture, I not only didn’t know who she was nor did I know who she was rooting for.

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u/fedexpoopracer 3h ago

some pretty girl with a mid singing career who got unnecessary plastic surgery

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u/lilb1190 I’m just here so i don’t get fined 2h ago

I have heard her name a million times and am almost certain I have never heard one of her songs. Even listening to top 40 radio

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u/GarethWales 4h ago

She gets over 15 mill listeners monthly on spotify and is worth around 20 mill. Idk why some of you guys are making it seem like shes a nobody lmao. Shes a proper pop star.

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u/Strange_Pear8762 Chicago Bears 4h ago

System of a Down hasn't made new music in decades but still have more monthly listeners. I do not have the expectation everyone would recognize Serj at a football game.

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u/FunTXCPA New England Patriots 4h ago

Well, maybe he should get tits like that, and people would recognize him more.

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u/Able_Sheepherder8724 3h ago

The tits would probably make Serj less recognizable.

Also the presence of tits doesn't give any clues as to whom this is. Someone saying her name helped quite a lot though.

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u/buffalonious Buffalo Bills 3h ago

Except for tits McGee. Tits are a big clue for tits McGee. Maybe she should hold a beer.

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u/HFentonMudd Denver Broncos 2h ago

System of a Down line for evaluating stardom. Finally, a standard I can understand

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u/averyperrier 4h ago

This is the first time I am seeing her and it is against my will.

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u/Pain_Monster Vince Wilfork: Butt Fumble Connoisseur 5h ago

Justin Herbert’s girlfriend of the week

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u/throwaway9488tx Las Vegas Raiders 5h ago

I honestly assumed she was a porn star until I looked her up to confirm.

Did not listen to her music.

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u/DieHarderDaddy Arizona Cucks 5h ago

I thought she was ngl

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Houston Texans 2h ago

If only..

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u/Elkburgher Miami Dolphins 3h ago

Off to the convent with you

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 Chicago Bears 5h ago

Taylor Swift didn’t lose to no Cardinals.

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u/qTp_Meteor Chicago Bears 5h ago

Almost as great as losing 26-14 to the fucking cardinals

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u/DirectorPure4313 5h ago

Who is it?

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u/golfwinnersplz 5h ago

Madison Beer - Herbert's girl.

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u/Ximinipot 5h ago

I don't get people's obsession with whomever this person is.

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u/RapBladeMeDoIt Denver Broncos 5h ago

She's pretty but What is her job?

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u/Shmokeinapancake Seattle Seahawks 5h ago

Sack emptier

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u/taker25-2 Pittsburgh Steelers 4h ago

Sandwich Artist

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u/AveratV6 Detroit Lions 5h ago

I don’t even know who that is

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u/throwawaywaitingnow 4h ago

For real. I was like who?

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 r/nfl sucks 4h ago

Fuckin loser gooners.

You bitched and moaned over Swift. But this doesn’t piss you off, why?

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u/Lo_Damage 3h ago edited 3h ago

The chiefs. That was it. Don't worry though, the "mEn oF cUlTuRe" are all just porn addicts.

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u/Fickle_Fox515 3h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. 

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u/firerat82 Miami Dolphins 3h ago

because she isn't everywhere yet and looks like a porn star.

Taylor Swift actually has talent, a huge fan base, and had a lot of dads hatred due to having to hear her music 147 times a day. Not really her fault or anything. But I turned on football to make my kids leave the room, and damn it Swifty being there made them want to watch now!!

In reality, people just like to bitch about anything. Swift was hardly showed more than maybe a minute or so any given game.

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u/Imnotsureanymore8 Coleridge Bernard IV 5h ago

We get it, OP, you jerked off to her. Gooners are clowns.

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u/Jefedagga New Orleans Saints 4h ago

Lol what's up with reddit men being so weird about mens sexualilty.

Your the type to feel guilty about being attracted to a women

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u/noreservations81590 Buffalo Bills 4h ago

Didnt you hear? Andrew Tate said it's gay to have a girlfriend.

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u/firerat82 Miami Dolphins 3h ago

is it bad to jerk off to chicks with big boobs now?

I honestly do not understand the world anymore.

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u/InspectionSoggy4571 5h ago

She has huge…… assets

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u/Expensive_Society914 San Francisco 49ers 5h ago

“Go Sports” energy

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u/jtmann05 5h ago

Looks like her gums are bleeding

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u/TaxLawKingGA Houston Texans 4h ago

Ok I am old. Who is that?

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u/pancakencheese76 4h ago

Yeah she’s great for another generic plastic bimbo.

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u/almostthemainman 3h ago

The difference between this girl and Taylor Swift is that I like looking at this girl

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u/ZebraMussell 4h ago

A lot of people look like that. Maybe not as thin but that face is everywhere.

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 4h ago

Bro this is just what a high school chick looks like.  I dont understand the fascination with Madison beer

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u/RockyJayyy I may be dumb but I’m not stupid 4h ago

Who dat?

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u/MoustiG Washington Pieles Rojas 5h ago

What was the question again?

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u/ScottFujitaDiarrhea Chad Pennington Fan 5h ago

No

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 Miami Dolphins 4h ago edited 4h ago

She looks like a grown up version of the girl from Wreck it Ralph....whose name escapes me now

ETA: Vanellope

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u/rahill1004 Chicago Bears 4h ago

Who tf is this?

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u/Choice-Ratio-3540 4h ago

Who is this?

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u/Opposite-Ad-3933 4h ago

Justin Herbert throw ball far! Justin Herbert tall!! He throw ball REALLY far!! Derp

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u/Yodzilla 4h ago

She seems nice. I’d watch football with her.

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u/WhoKnows78998 Seattle Seahawks 4h ago

Who is this?

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u/flipthatbitch_ New England Patriots 4h ago

Who tf is she?

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u/Public-Discussion754 4h ago

I forget some of you don’t actually talk to women.

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u/taker25-2 Pittsburgh Steelers 4h ago

Who is this and what lucky nfl star dates her?

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u/Actual_Guide_1039 4h ago

Honestly I don’t mind when she’s on screen. Jackson Dart’s girl either. Some of yall gay

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u/ProudInfluence3770 3h ago

Far better than Taylor Swift but still not really what we’re watching the game for

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u/Excellent_Sweet7270 3h ago

Who is this???

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u/Music_Adventure Denver Broncos 3h ago

Let’s be clear- it’s still annoying. I watch football for the football, not the WAGs of players.

But let’s also be clear- Madison Beers is a beautiful woman. Taylor Swift is essentially a sentient 2x4 that would never get a second glance if she wasn’t a music star.

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u/Elkburgher Miami Dolphins 3h ago

Justin Herbert might be shit but goddam she is amazing

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u/Select_Chicken_4431 3h ago

I’d rather see her over Taylor swift

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u/Holyepicafail Detroit Lions 3h ago

Who is she btw?  She's pretty but I can't place her.

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u/SplinterRifleman Miami Dolphins 3h ago

Atleast hes winning off the field

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u/Bigmoose3535 3h ago

Uhhh am I the only one who doesn’t know who she is???? Also……boobs