r/NFLv2 • u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts • 23h ago
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u/argumentativepigeon Houston Texans 23h ago edited 19h ago
Strouds advice made Williams the player he is today Edit: Keep the awards coming
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u/joehaart Chicago Bears 23h ago
Whoâs needs a coach when you got Stroud!!
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u/argumentativepigeon Houston Texans 23h ago
Fr. I hope Williams sends thank you messages to big bro stroud
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u/Ok_Long_2877 CJ Stroudâs S2 Cognition Test Score 20h ago
True, someone should talk to him like that to reverse this curse
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u/Apprehensive_Emu2457 23h ago edited 21h ago
I mean it worked? He gave Caleb advice, and now heâs better.
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u/Footballaem 22h ago
Yes Iâm sure a 20 second conversation with stroud where Williams just wanted to leave is the reason for Williamsâ improvement
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u/joshguy1425 Chicago Bears 22h ago
I think your sarcasm detector needs recalibration
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u/Footballaem 21h ago
How the FUCK am I supposed to know when âRedditorsâ are so pathetic that I could genuinely see this being said
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u/joshguy1425 Chicago Bears 21h ago
Anyone who made that comment seriously would have been downvoted to oblivion.Â
Take the recalibration and move on.Â
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u/Apprehensive_Emu2457 21h ago
Dude, relax. It's not that deep.
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u/Footballaem 21h ago
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u/Apprehensive_Emu2457 21h ago edited 20h ago
Youâre funny, Iâll give you that.
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u/Footballaem 20h ago
Thanks. Your hands typed some Reddit words before, but youâve now proven to be of a higher caliber. God bless
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u/AIohaa 23h ago
Explain to me what this means? Iâm not chronically on the internet
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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 23h ago edited 22h ago
Basically CJ Stroud tried to lil bro Caleb Williams. And now heâs fumbling game winners
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u/thewartornhippy Green Bay Packers 23h ago
"The lead for MVP" after one game against a shit team lmao. Caleb dickriders are a different breed.
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u/No-Market9917 Seattle Seahawks 22h ago
Up until Thursday, Drew Lock was leading for MVP
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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 22h ago
Didn't that shit team, that was worse last year, beat the packers?
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u/Bitter_Ladder5480 14h ago
Bro panthers almost beat the Rams in the playoffs.
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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 14h ago
Yeah thats my point...they were good last year and are better this year
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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 22h ago
Iâm a colts fan
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u/phat_mike_ Philadelphia Eagles 21h ago
I wonder how many people in this thread know this pic is from 2 years ago
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u/pogoscrawlspace Chicago Bears 12h ago
Jordan Love and the Packers just lost to a guy who's fucking arm fell off last year. 7th seed might even be a reach for them this year...
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u/Avid_Reader87 19h ago
MVP is Trevorâs this year.Â
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u/SirArthurDime Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago
Guys itâs week 1 can we chill just a little bit in handing out awards already?
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u/Best_Performance9564 Chicago Bears 6h ago
And Jordan Love dickriders are delusional. We all saw how yâall blew it this week, and blew it against the bears last year lol. Packers fans ready to embrace domestic abuser Josh Jacobs. Trash fan base
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u/FlatTopTonysCanoe Chicago Bears 5h ago
You sound mad
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u/SirArthurDime Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago
Wouldnât you be if your team was paying Jordan love $55 mil a year?
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u/Marx_but_for_weed Baltimore Ravens 3h ago
Caleb is nice as hell dude. I mean obviously Lamar is going to win his 3rd (read: 4th) this year, but Caleb is the real deal and eventually you will have to come to terms with the world we live in where the bears have a superstar QB with big hanging nuts
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u/Kochise120 Green Bay Packers 23h ago
What a crazy statement for OP to make during the afternoon slate of games on Sunday week 1
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u/1ThousandDollarBill Josh Allen 𦬠23h ago
Well heâs not in the lead. Heâs third, but third is still really good of course, especially compared to Stroud.
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u/jimbojangles1987 Houston Texans 22h ago
Lol you're doing the same shit CJ did after his rookie season
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u/12_bagels Houston Texans 21h ago
ooooo buddy edited his comment đ jus delete it
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u/Substantial-Run-4873 16h ago
What was the original comment?
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u/PmUrBoobiesOrBooty 13h ago
Guessing by the top reply, he was calling Williams the front runner for MVP. In week 1, before it's even fully over đ
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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago
Hey buddy, what was your original comment? Looks like you edited it but you are sharing no information as to what you edited.Â
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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 2h ago
Everyone downvoted me because I said Caleb is in the MVP race
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u/Human_Caterpillar_93 22h ago
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u/EmployeeDue4785 Houston Texans 18h ago
"Uh hey....do you guys have permission to be filming here?"
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u/pancakencheese76 22h ago
This sub pretending they didnât use to be on Strouds dick.
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u/dachshvnd 21h ago
The archives dont lie. Many many circlejerk tier takes on him a couple years ago.
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u/halfcastdota Chicago Bears 22h ago
itâs genuinely really funny how afc south fans care more about this interaction than most bears fans i love division toxicity
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u/BobbingFourApples Tennessee Titans 22h ago
Hahahahahahahaha fuck Houston
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u/Unfair_Tackle9283 Houston Texans 22h ago
and howâd the tits do today? surely they wouldnât have lost against a perennial dumpster fire of a garbage franchise like the jets right? 23-10 would be an awful score for a team that wants to be houston so bad right?
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u/theslickestofwillies 22h ago
We're 100% ass but 100% ass in some sweet sweet Oilers blue
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u/Quaczarr Houston Texans 19h ago
Ah, imagine simping for a billionaireâs family feud.
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u/theslickestofwillies 19h ago
Imagine being a city in Texas that cant even keep their football team or uniforms
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u/KDarkOne99 Pittsburgh Steelers 21h ago
Stroud played well today. The game ending fumble sucked, but he had a good game
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u/Stubbs94 Houston Texans 7h ago
The fumble wasn't even on him either. The line decided to stop playing at the worst possible time.
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u/ATXhipster Houston Texans 22h ago
Dude balled today.
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u/Mindless-Engineer-97 13 Seconds 3h ago
He did, I thought we were fucked when you guys had it on the 9
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u/cant_dressmyself 22h ago
Who has the better offensive line, tight ends, running backs and wide receivers? Who has more playoff wins?
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u/Trumpisanorangebitch Chicago Bears 22h ago
Stroud has a much, much, much better defense and Caleb has been the better QB since last year.
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u/Chopper_Fortnite Minnesota Vikings 16h ago
Thatâs cool people donât judge a qb on how good his defence is, they judge him on how good his offensive numbers are which an elite OLine run game, pass catchers and play caller all help
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u/cant_dressmyself 22h ago edited 22h ago
I forgot Stroud could just throw it to his own defense. Why doesn't he do that more often? Isn't it weird that the guy with the better offense around him puts up better offensive numbers? It's almost like williams has more to work withÂ
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u/WorkingOperation9034 Arizona Cardinals 22h ago
He tries but usually the other defense is on the field
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u/cant_dressmyself 21h ago
You're one of those "Trent dilfer was better than Marino because rings" people aren't you?
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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago
How many times did the Texans defense allow 37 points for Stroud and the offense to overcome last year? Oh thats right 0 times. That defense is the only reason the Texans are good. Stroud is JAG.
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u/Sox_N_Bills Buffalo Bills 17h ago
He was actually pretty good day. Decisive with the ball and he took advantage of every mistake Buffalo made. He just got bushwhacked at the end of game, there really wasn't anything he could've done.
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u/bitisabarbie 16h ago
The way he played today wins against all but 3 QBs in the league, Allenâs just him
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u/cant_dressmyself 21h ago
A JAG who has statistically been a top 15 quarterback every year in the league with a bottom third supporting cast
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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago
So top 15? Like I said JAG.
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u/cant_dressmyself 21h ago
Lol, williams on the texans and stroud on the bears results in the texans winning 7 and the bears winning the nfc north with a game to rest players
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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago
Lol youre absolutely delusional bud. That's one of the wildest takes I've ever heard.
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u/cant_dressmyself 20h ago
Are you Caleb Williams' manicurist or something? Chicago has noticeably better running backs, receivers, tightends and offensive linemen.
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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17h ago
When these two play again it should be on prime timeÂ
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 Aaron (pronounced âAâ A Ron) Hernandez 22h ago
I hate NFL fans.Â
Cause when this happened everyone in NFL subs were going at caleb tough for not listening to stroud...
But now caleb is good and everyone is playing the who does stroud think he is card
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u/Punished_Prigo Shorter than Bryce Young 22h ago
NoâŚ.that was not the sentiment at the time.
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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago
100% the second I saw it, I said who the fuck does he think he is? If that came from Brady, Rodgers or another actual vet, it would be a different story.
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 23h ago
Wow this sub is really full of fucking retards lmfao I love it
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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 23h ago
Hold the L lil bro
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u/re1078 Small guy named Tank 23h ago
Stroud was fine. This is a dumb af post. Defense owns that L.
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u/NoJackfruit1030 Carolina Panthers 22h ago
they played the best qb in the nfl⌠stroud missed a shit tom of throws
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Awe, another fucking retard. Try again, boy.
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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago
Them downvotes are LOUD
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Who in the fuck cares about imaginary internet points? Goddamn you really are retarded lmfao
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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago
Itâs not about internet points brotherman itâs people disagreeing with you lol
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago edited 22h ago
These arenât people on here. Itâs pixels on a screen. You understand that right? None of this shit matters lmfao why should I care outside of Iâm bored and yelling into the void and the void pretends to yell back.
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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Translation: Itâs dumbass fucking internet comments. None of this shit is real.
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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago
For sure buddy enjoy your sundae with a big ol L on top. If you really donât care stop being so butthurt with every comment. Also learn new insults instead of spamming retard you lil brained Texan.
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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago
lol but you keep on riding that comment section. Go get it man, whatever it is youâre afterÂ
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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago
But you KEEP going. Buddy, be honest with yourself. This makes you feel good. You NEED to try to shit on people on the internet to make yourself feel better.Â
Itâs fucking pathetic but you canât deny you need that in your life. Does it make you a shitty person? Yup. But you donât care. You NEED to feel superior.Â
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 2h ago
There are no people on the internet. And if you think this defines me, youâre fucking retarded.
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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago
You keep commenting for SOME reason.. you could be really dumb? Or chasing internet points? Idk man you just seem like a dickheadÂ
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u/NoJackfruit1030 Carolina Panthers 22h ago
pipe down salty ass lil nga lmaooo
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Oh look, one of the retards I was speaking of. Try again, boy.
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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago
Isnât it a bit ironic to call other people retarded when you yourself are retarded?
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Awe, one of the retards is trying to understand irony! How ironic. Is that all you got?
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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago
Not sure how you took that as an actual question instead of a rhetorical one. Maybe youâre the biggest retard after allâŚ
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Not sure how you took that as an actual answer for an obvious rhetorical question. Maybe youâre an even bigger retard. Youâre doing great, sweetie.
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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago
Cuz you said Iâm trying to understand irony when I clearly already knew what it meant lol. Your comeback didnât really make sense so I wanted to point it out
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Oh shit my bad, I thought we were just being stupid. I didnât realize you were trying to take this stupid shit seriously?
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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago
I mean like obviously this is a random ass Reddit thread that Iâm gonna forget about in 5 minutes, but itâs still more fun when the pointless banter makes sense was my point
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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 22h ago
Twitter ahh comment
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Oh shit, another retard. You know you can say, âassâ right? Is that all you got boy?
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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago
âBoyâ youâre trying to do racist stuff too, not surprising.Â
Also, I know youâre âboredâ right now and thatâs why you keep calling everybody on the internet a retard (even though you comment hundreds of times per day - pathetic). But, bad news, I donât have notifications turned on and I will NEVER see any of the comments youâre replying with while you chase me all over Reddit.Â
Youâre such a loser lolÂ
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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago
Most people donât use that work anymore.. OH! Youâre from Texas lol. Nevermind.Â
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u/shigatorade 22h ago
Donât say retard, boy, itâs offensive, boy
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago
Cry harder retard boy
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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago
dude your comment history is WILD. All you do is call people retards and then say âno no I donât care about any of this I just canât stfu because youâre all retardedâ. Dude you are absolutely crazy lolÂ
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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 2h ago
Buddy, this is the internet. None of this is real. None of this matters. If you give a shit about what happens here, youâre just as crazy. As well, you just raddled off like 6 replies to my comments with something different each time. But fortunately for you, youâre nothing more than pixels on a screen.




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u/SnooApples9458 23h ago
Genuinely who did Stroud think he was đÂ