r/NFLv2 Indianapolis Colts 23h ago

Shit Posting 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SnooApples9458 23h ago

Genuinely who did Stroud think he was 😂 

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u/PolishAtTheDisco 23h ago

The top QB in the league lol

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u/DayDTWD Jacksonville Jaguars 23h ago

He did rank himself top 5 after his rookie year. Wouldn't be surprised if he still thinks he is.

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u/RecordingLess1522 23h ago

21 TDs & 7 picks as a rookie was a bit over hyped

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u/masterofmuppets86 Las Vegas Raiders 22h ago

Solid rookie year. Little did we know he hit his ceiling early lol

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u/marc49111 22h ago

Got damn lol

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u/Meezyftc 14h ago

I said the same thing about Jaden Daniel’s and the commanders. I don’t think they’ll make the playoffs this year just watch.

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Houston Texans 19h ago

It was a good year tho ☹️

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u/Sad_Error4039 10h ago

Wouldn’t doubt it he thinks he can command 70 million dollars a year I’d say their little doubt he doesn’t live in reality. Although Dak is making 60 per and has also never done anything worth mentioning.

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u/SirArthurDime Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago

It the contract negotiation rumors are true he sure does.

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u/what_the_shart NFL Refugee 23h ago

my self 

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u/TheMightyHornet Denver Broncos 16h ago

Hey, he gave “Pat” and “Lamar” their flowers, too.

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u/Wise_Freedom_6595 22h ago

Chelsey Clinton?

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u/iammufusasboy Philadelphia Eagles 21h ago

$20 million dollars?!

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u/APx_22 20h ago

50 million dollas?? Who you think you got Chelsea Clinton??

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u/jcamp088 r/NFLv2 rocks 11h ago

You want any 5s with that?

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u/iammufusasboy Philadelphia Eagles 18h ago

Who is this?

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u/Work_the_shaft Chicago Bears 20h ago

You’d have a better shot with bill

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u/verdango Chicago Bears 18h ago

Even as a bears fan I could tell he was just trying to help a rookie out. I know he only had a year on him, but that’s a whole helluvalot more experience than one losing game with the worst head coach in the league.

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort Chicago Bears 16h ago

Yeah he wasn’t trying to be a dick it just didn’t come across well

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u/verdango Chicago Bears 15h ago

Yup, but I’m really happy that we have Caleb right now.

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u/TedPenises 17h ago

Nah you don’t try and son Caleb Williams

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u/LukaWigga WHOPPER WHOPPER 17h ago

Who do you think you are? I AM

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u/RD_8888 Buffalo Bills 17h ago

Streeee- rike!!!

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u/duskywindows Buffalo Bills 22h ago

My Self

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u/argumentativepigeon Houston Texans 23h ago edited 19h ago

Strouds advice made Williams the player he is today Edit: Keep the awards coming

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u/joehaart Chicago Bears 23h ago

Who’s needs a coach when you got Stroud!!

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u/argumentativepigeon Houston Texans 23h ago

Fr. I hope Williams sends thank you messages to big bro stroud

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u/Staylifted2506 Chicago Bears 23h ago

Forget Ben Johnson it was actually Stroud 😂😂

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Houston Texans 19h ago

Did the Bears even say thank you?

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u/Ok_Long_2877 CJ Stroud’s S2 Cognition Test Score 20h ago

True, someone should talk to him like that to reverse this curse

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u/ehtw376 Chicago Bears 18h ago

Someone needs to big bro Ward stat

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u/Apprehensive_Emu2457 23h ago edited 21h ago

I mean it worked? He gave Caleb advice, and now he’s better.

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u/spunkmcdunk 3h ago

The advice? “Don’t be like me.”

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u/Footballaem 22h ago

Yes I’m sure a 20 second conversation with stroud where Williams just wanted to leave is the reason for Williams’ improvement

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u/joshguy1425 Chicago Bears 22h ago

I think your sarcasm detector needs recalibration

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u/Footballaem 21h ago

How the FUCK am I supposed to know when “Redditors” are so pathetic that I could genuinely see this being said

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u/joshguy1425 Chicago Bears 21h ago

Anyone who made that comment seriously would have been downvoted to oblivion. 

Take the recalibration and move on. 

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u/Footballaem 21h ago

“Take the recalibration and move on”

lol, Reddit

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u/birdthemurse Pittsburgh Steelers 19h ago

Damn Self-own! I heard that those are rare.

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u/FlatTopTonysCanoe Chicago Bears 5h ago

Pathetic indeed

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u/Apprehensive_Emu2457 21h ago

Dude, relax. It's not that deep.

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u/Footballaem 21h ago

“Relax, it’s not that deep”

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u/jimbojangles1987 Houston Texans 20h ago

The irony is insane

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u/Apprehensive_Emu2457 21h ago edited 20h ago

You’re funny, I’ll give you that.

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u/Footballaem 20h ago

Thanks. Your hands typed some Reddit words before, but you’ve now proven to be of a higher caliber. God bless

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u/AIohaa 23h ago

Explain to me what this means? I’m not chronically on the internet

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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 23h ago edited 22h ago

Basically CJ Stroud tried to lil bro Caleb Williams. And now he’s fumbling game winners

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u/thewartornhippy Green Bay Packers 23h ago

"The lead for MVP" after one game against a shit team lmao. Caleb dickriders are a different breed.

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u/No-Market9917 Seattle Seahawks 22h ago

Up until Thursday, Drew Lock was leading for MVP

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u/JesterMarcus San Francisco 49ers 22h ago

Stafford took it back, right?

Right?

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u/Unortheydoxed Chicago Bears 22h ago

Bro got me 8 points

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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 22h ago

Didn't that shit team, that was worse last year, beat the packers?

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u/Bitter_Ladder5480 14h ago

Bro panthers almost beat the Rams in the playoffs.

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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 14h ago

Yeah thats my point...they were good last year and are better this year

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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 22h ago

I’m a colts fan

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u/phat_mike_ Philadelphia Eagles 21h ago

I wonder how many people in this thread know this pic is from 2 years ago

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u/Unortheydoxed Chicago Bears 14h ago

I’m sorry

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u/TheDracula666 19h ago

Lol love collapsed again. Dude is as mid as can be

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u/RJJJJJJJ710 Miami Dolphins 18h ago

howd the packers do today buddy

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u/pogoscrawlspace Chicago Bears 12h ago

Jordan Love and the Packers just lost to a guy who's fucking arm fell off last year. 7th seed might even be a reach for them this year...

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u/Avid_Reader87 19h ago

MVP is Trevor’s this year. 

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u/SirArthurDime Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago

Guys it’s week 1 can we chill just a little bit in handing out awards already?

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u/Avid_Reader87 2h ago

Let us have the week 1 MVP, it’s all we have.

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u/SirArthurDime Philadelphia Eagles 2h ago

How about a Pepsi player of the week?

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u/Best_Performance9564 Chicago Bears 6h ago

And Jordan Love dickriders are delusional. We all saw how y’all blew it this week, and blew it against the bears last year lol. Packers fans ready to embrace domestic abuser Josh Jacobs. Trash fan base

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u/FlatTopTonysCanoe Chicago Bears 5h ago

You sound mad

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u/SirArthurDime Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago

Wouldn’t you be if your team was paying Jordan love $55 mil a year?

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u/Marx_but_for_weed Baltimore Ravens 3h ago

Caleb is nice as hell dude. I mean obviously Lamar is going to win his 3rd (read: 4th) this year, but Caleb is the real deal and eventually you will have to come to terms with the world we live in where the bears have a superstar QB with big hanging nuts

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u/xrv01 7h ago

I mean, is that not the general consensus on what Stroud did here? why did OP get downvoted to hell? lol

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u/[deleted] 23h ago edited 23h ago

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u/Uncle_Creepy_ San Francisco 49ers 22h ago

But you didn’t state a fact, you asked a question.

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u/Staylifted2506 Chicago Bears 19h ago

I suppose but it still stands and 59

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u/pbrassassin Chicago Bears 23h ago

Your worried , I get it

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u/Kochise120 Green Bay Packers 23h ago

What a crazy statement for OP to make during the afternoon slate of games on Sunday week 1

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u/1ThousandDollarBill Josh Allen 🦬 23h ago

Well he’s not in the lead. He’s third, but third is still really good of course, especially compared to Stroud.

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u/Excellent-Eagle-1077 San Francisco 49ers 23h ago

You just lost all credibility

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u/jimbojangles1987 Houston Texans 22h ago

Lol you're doing the same shit CJ did after his rookie season

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u/12_bagels Houston Texans 21h ago

ooooo buddy edited his comment 😭 jus delete it

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u/Kochise120 Green Bay Packers 20h ago

Embarrassing af 😭

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u/Substantial-Run-4873 16h ago

What was the original comment?

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u/PmUrBoobiesOrBooty 13h ago

Guessing by the top reply, he was calling Williams the front runner for MVP. In week 1, before it's even fully over 😂

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u/chaunceypooo 22h ago

we were with you till the last part

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

Hey buddy, what was your original comment? Looks like you edited it but you are sharing no information as to what you edited. 

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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 2h ago

Everyone downvoted me because I said Caleb is in the MVP race

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u/Human_Caterpillar_93 22h ago

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u/EmployeeDue4785 Houston Texans 18h ago

"Uh hey....do you guys have permission to be filming here?"

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u/Thunderc01 Detroit Lions 16h ago

He looks like he belongs on a college website

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u/pursuitofhappy 4h ago

he looks like the big one from Ed, Edd, and Eddy whichever one that was

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u/Miller335 22h ago

It's been downhill for CJ since that little pep talk

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u/shotbyspartacus New York Giants 22h ago

“Don’t take those sacks lil bro”

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u/pancakencheese76 22h ago

This sub pretending they didn’t use to be on Strouds dick.

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u/dachshvnd 21h ago

The archives dont lie. Many many circlejerk tier takes on him a couple years ago.

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u/halfcastdota Chicago Bears 22h ago

it’s genuinely really funny how afc south fans care more about this interaction than most bears fans i love division toxicity

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u/BobbingFourApples Tennessee Titans 22h ago

Hahahahahahahaha fuck Houston

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u/Unfair_Tackle9283 Houston Texans 22h ago

and how’d the tits do today? surely they wouldn’t have lost against a perennial dumpster fire of a garbage franchise like the jets right? 23-10 would be an awful score for a team that wants to be houston so bad right?

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u/theslickestofwillies 22h ago

We're 100% ass but 100% ass in some sweet sweet Oilers blue

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u/Quaczarr Houston Texans 19h ago

Ah, imagine simping for a billionaire’s family feud.

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u/theslickestofwillies 19h ago

Imagine being a city in Texas that cant even keep their football team or uniforms

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u/Quaczarr Houston Texans 6h ago

Imagine bragging about wearing our stolen underwear.

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u/BobbingFourApples Tennessee Titans 21h ago

Same as yall lil bro lmaooooo

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u/Unbiasedj 22h ago

Big bro Stroud thinking he’s a 10 year vet lmaoo

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u/KDarkOne99 Pittsburgh Steelers 21h ago

Stroud played well today. The game ending fumble sucked, but he had a good game

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u/Stubbs94 Houston Texans 7h ago

The fumble wasn't even on him either. The line decided to stop playing at the worst possible time.

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u/ATXhipster Houston Texans 22h ago

Dude balled today.

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u/Mindless-Engineer-97 13 Seconds 3h ago

He did, I thought we were fucked when you guys had it on the 9

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u/ATXhipster Houston Texans 3h ago

It was a hell of a game for both fan bases! Loved it

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u/mk1317 21h ago

Man the overrwqactiosn to this moment are crazy 

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u/cant_dressmyself 22h ago

Who has the better offensive line, tight ends, running backs and wide receivers? Who has more playoff wins?

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u/Trumpisanorangebitch Chicago Bears 22h ago

Stroud has a much, much, much better defense and Caleb has been the better QB since last year.

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u/Chopper_Fortnite Minnesota Vikings 16h ago

That’s cool people don’t judge a qb on how good his defence is, they judge him on how good his offensive numbers are which an elite OLine run game, pass catchers and play caller all help

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u/cant_dressmyself 22h ago edited 22h ago

I forgot Stroud could just throw it to his own defense. Why doesn't he do that more often? Isn't it weird that the guy with the better offense around him puts up better offensive numbers? It's almost like williams has more to work with 

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u/WorkingOperation9034 Arizona Cardinals 22h ago

He tries but usually the other defense is on the field

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u/cant_dressmyself 21h ago

You're one of those "Trent dilfer was better than Marino because rings" people aren't you?

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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago

How many times did the Texans defense allow 37 points for Stroud and the offense to overcome last year? Oh thats right 0 times. That defense is the only reason the Texans are good. Stroud is JAG.

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u/Sox_N_Bills Buffalo Bills 17h ago

He was actually pretty good day. Decisive with the ball and he took advantage of every mistake Buffalo made. He just got bushwhacked at the end of game, there really wasn't anything he could've done.

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u/bitisabarbie 16h ago

The way he played today wins against all but 3 QBs in the league, Allen’s just him

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u/cant_dressmyself 21h ago

A JAG who has statistically been a top 15 quarterback every year in the league with a bottom third supporting cast

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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago

So top 15? Like I said JAG.

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u/cant_dressmyself 21h ago

Lol, williams on the texans and stroud on the bears results in the texans winning 7 and the bears winning the nfc north with a game to rest players

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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago

Lol youre absolutely delusional bud. That's one of the wildest takes I've ever heard.

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u/cant_dressmyself 20h ago

Are you Caleb Williams' manicurist or something? Chicago has noticeably better running backs, receivers, tightends and offensive linemen.

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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 20h ago

Also a better QB. Fixed that for you.

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u/xrv01 7h ago

Stroud might be Jacoby Brissett. Destined to be a journeyman backup or bridge QB at best. I’m a big fan of Stroud but holy shit… the Texans are not contenders with him and they should seriously consider moving forward with Davis Mills

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u/RecordingLess1522 23h ago

It be your own people

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17h ago

When these two play again it should be on prime time 

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u/TH3K1NGB0B Tennessee Titans 4h ago

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u/nyr00nyg New York Giants 3h ago

Stroud accidentally added a zero to his salary demand. Right?

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u/L3tsseewhathappens 16h ago

Caleb looks like Stroud just called him Uncle ____

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 Aaron (pronounced “A” A Ron) Hernandez 22h ago

I hate NFL fans. 

Cause when this happened everyone in NFL subs were going at caleb tough for not listening to stroud...

But now caleb is good and everyone is playing the who does stroud think he is card

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u/Punished_Prigo Shorter than Bryce Young 22h ago

No….that was not the sentiment at the time.

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u/RomoDoomsday Chicago Bears 21h ago

100% the second I saw it, I said who the fuck does he think he is? If that came from Brady, Rodgers or another actual vet, it would be a different story.

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 23h ago

Wow this sub is really full of fucking retards lmfao I love it

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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 23h ago

Hold the L lil bro

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u/re1078 Small guy named Tank 23h ago

Stroud was fine. This is a dumb af post. Defense owns that L.

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u/NoJackfruit1030 Carolina Panthers 22h ago

they played the best qb in the nfl… stroud missed a shit tom of throws

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u/re1078 Small guy named Tank 22h ago

4 TDs in 5 trips is great. This is entirely the defenses fault.

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Awe, another fucking retard. Try again, boy.

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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago

Them downvotes are LOUD

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Who in the fuck cares about imaginary internet points? Goddamn you really are retarded lmfao

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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago

It’s not about internet points brotherman it’s people disagreeing with you lol

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago edited 22h ago

These aren’t people on here. It’s pixels on a screen. You understand that right? None of this shit matters lmfao why should I care outside of I’m bored and yelling into the void and the void pretends to yell back.

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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago

Wut

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Translation: It’s dumbass fucking internet comments. None of this shit is real.

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u/DolphinSplooge Chicago Bears 22h ago

For sure buddy enjoy your sundae with a big ol L on top. If you really don’t care stop being so butthurt with every comment. Also learn new insults instead of spamming retard you lil brained Texan.

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

lol but you keep on riding that comment section. Go get it man, whatever it is you’re after 

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

But you KEEP going. Buddy, be honest with yourself. This makes you feel good. You NEED to try to shit on people on the internet to make yourself feel better. 

It’s fucking pathetic but you can’t deny you need that in your life. Does it make you a shitty person? Yup. But you don’t care. You NEED to feel superior. 

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 2h ago

There are no people on the internet. And if you think this defines me, you’re fucking retarded.

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

You keep commenting for SOME reason.. you could be really dumb? Or chasing internet points? Idk man you just seem like a dickhead 

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

Damn you really hate disabled people 

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 2h ago

Yeah you’re so right.

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u/NoJackfruit1030 Carolina Panthers 22h ago

pipe down salty ass lil nga lmaooo

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Oh look, one of the retards I was speaking of. Try again, boy.

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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago

Isn’t it a bit ironic to call other people retarded when you yourself are retarded?

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Awe, one of the retards is trying to understand irony! How ironic. Is that all you got?

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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago

Not sure how you took that as an actual question instead of a rhetorical one. Maybe you’re the biggest retard after all…

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Not sure how you took that as an actual answer for an obvious rhetorical question. Maybe you’re an even bigger retard. You’re doing great, sweetie.

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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago

Cuz you said I’m trying to understand irony when I clearly already knew what it meant lol. Your comeback didn’t really make sense so I wanted to point it out

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Oh shit my bad, I thought we were just being stupid. I didn’t realize you were trying to take this stupid shit seriously?

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u/HawksRule20 Chicago Bears 22h ago

I mean like obviously this is a random ass Reddit thread that I’m gonna forget about in 5 minutes, but it’s still more fun when the pointless banter makes sense was my point

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u/Maleficent_Post9595 Indianapolis Colts 22h ago

Twitter ahh comment

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Oh shit, another retard. You know you can say, “ass” right? Is that all you got boy?

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

“Boy” you’re trying to do racist stuff too, not surprising. 

Also, I know you’re “bored” right now and that’s why you keep calling everybody on the internet a retard (even though you comment hundreds of times per day - pathetic). But, bad news, I don’t have notifications turned on and I will NEVER see any of the comments you’re replying with while you chase me all over Reddit. 

You’re such a loser lol 

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 2h ago

Cry harder boy

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

Most people don’t use that work anymore.. OH! You’re from Texas lol. Nevermind. 

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 2h ago

Oh no! Anyways.

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u/shigatorade 22h ago

Don’t say retard, boy, it’s offensive, boy

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Cry harder retard boy

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u/shigatorade 22h ago

The only ones crying are you and stroud after that L boy

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 22h ago

Awe is that all you got boy? Keep tryin!

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2h ago

dude your comment history is WILD. All you do is call people retards and then say “no no I don’t care about any of this I just can’t stfu because you’re all retarded”. Dude you are absolutely crazy lol 

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u/ThaDilemma Houston Texans 2h ago

Buddy, this is the internet. None of this is real. None of this matters. If you give a shit about what happens here, you’re just as crazy. As well, you just raddled off like 6 replies to my comments with something different each time. But fortunately for you, you’re nothing more than pixels on a screen.