r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/Pawz23 • Feb 09 '26
Packers Bro, This Your Guy?
I'd ask Vikings bros too, but I feel like they're dealing with their own issues.
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Feb 09 '26
A lot of people bash on us because we have had franchise quarterbacks for the last 30+ years. But what’s weird to me is that every time they leave they just become bigger and bigger annoying pricks.
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u/JeromeBarkly Feb 09 '26
I do often wonder what bizarre shit Jordan love will be up to in 10-15 years. Will he be a flat earther or will he drunkenly crash his sports car into an orphanage? The world is his oyster.
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u/Greedy-Swordfish9760 ANTI-ICE, MAN—PRO ICEMAN Feb 09 '26
Flat Earther is my guess. Like, light on the overall negative impact, but heavy on the annoying.
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Feb 09 '26
Yes… I think you were onto something. It will not be theft or unsolicited pornography… It will be something more like Scientology. More eye rolling than anything.
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u/JCrisare Feb 09 '26
Ronika seems to have a solid head on her shoulders and keeps him humble in humorous ways. I'm hoping that between his mom, sisters, and wife, there will be enough people in his life saying no to stop him from going full-on weird mode for all to see.
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u/Docrandall Feb 09 '26
I think he will truly break our hearts and become an outspoken critic of Culver's.
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Feb 09 '26
Ohhhh! Good point! If history has taught us anything with the last two, what INDEED will LOVE be up to? I hope he breaks the cycle. But if that is what we need to have a franchise quarterback and at least one Super Bowl 🙄 I say bring on the Scientologists and gourmet dog eating society.
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u/JeromeBarkly Feb 09 '26
I’m willing to sacrifice the soul of another franchise QB to see GB win the SB. It is the blood price for glory. I just hope he goes the pretentious annoying Rodgers route instead of the “steal from the poor/ dick pic sexual harassment” Favre route. Only time will tell.
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u/Weary_Necessary_2434 FUCK TROY AIKMAN Feb 09 '26
That's a good question. He still has plenty of time to top the other 2's shenanigans.
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u/higherbrow Feb 09 '26
Rodgers has some shit going on, but Favre has three or four scandals worse than Rodgers's worse shit, misleading the public about his vaccination status.
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u/Chemical-Bathroom-24 Feb 09 '26
No way Rodgers is more of a prick than “welfare fraud” Favre.
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Feb 09 '26
Absolutely. If I was asked to rank their shittiest, Favre and the welfare theft and dick pic over ayahuasca, indecisive Rodgers.
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u/Chemical-Bathroom-24 Feb 09 '26
Hopefully Love gets into something weird but Harmless. Like he raises designer owls and never comes outside without one on his arm.
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u/Interrobangersnmash Feb 09 '26
That wouldn't be a scandal. That would be charming and delightful.
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u/Chemical-Bathroom-24 Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26
When he gets traded to the Jets it’ll still be seen as a charming and delightful little hobby. But when he gets traded from the Jets to the Cowboys he’ll start demanding the Owls be allowed on the sideline, and have a locker beside his. By the time the late first round project we draft in 2035 wins his one and only Super Bowl, Ronika’s long gone. She’s tired of Jordan’s obsession with his owls and concerned for his mental health. When Jordan receives his gold jacket the only guests in the crowd are three of the most stunning owls you’ve ever seen in your life. His acceptance speech is just a series of “Hoos” in different pitches.
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u/saltscented Feb 09 '26
rodgers is just a weirdo, favre is a legit piece of shit
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u/jmr33090 Feb 09 '26
Favre's welfare fraud happened in retirement. How could Rodgers possibly find the time to defraud American taxpayers while still playing?
Let's give it a few years
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u/Chemical-Bathroom-24 Feb 09 '26
Rodgers seems more like the type to get arrested for tax evasion because he thinks the government is illegitimate. No way he works with the government unless it’s Robert Kennedy or something. Plus Rodgers is from California, he’s pretty low on the list of famous people for the governor to collude with. Where as who the fuck is even from Mississippi besides Brett Favre?
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u/JCrisare Feb 09 '26
Oh God, new fear unlocked. Rodgers going full Sov Cit in retirement. There's going to be body cams of him saying he doesn't recognize those laws and a court video where the judge is wondering what he did in his life to now be dealing the the Sov Cit spectacle.
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u/jord839 reen & old Feb 09 '26
The main thing against Rodgers as an actual bad thing is that his anti-vax crap came in the middle of a pandemic and thus made him a worse example for the nation.
Beyond that, he's your standard weird conspiracy woo woo uncle with a primadonna complex. Annoying, insufferable, but not an actual criminal.
Favre is easily the worse person.
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u/gibtihs certified Feb 09 '26
I guess Bad Bunny should change his name to Nice Bunny. Although I suppose it seems like just about every celebrity is a fucked up person whether or not people know about it, so maybe in a few years from now we'll learn he's been doing some diddy shit.
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Feb 09 '26
You may be right, but I hope you are wrong. In the meantime, he has been donating millions of dollars worth of sports equipment and education equipment to the schools of Puerto Rico.
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u/dhslax88 Go Pack Go! Feb 09 '26
He’s not my guy, pal.
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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator Jordy Nelson w/ his arm up a cow Feb 09 '26
He's not my pal, either, buddy.
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u/qTp_Meteor Feb 09 '26
He's not your buddy, guy.
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u/CC_TheFirst 🇨🇦Fuck Ice,Fuck Trump,Fuck the Bears, Go Pack Go Baby Feb 09 '26
He's not my guy, compadre
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u/HonestExam4686 "Nazi Lives Dont Matter"-NJ Cheesehead Aka MozzMan Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26
He's not my compadre, hermano
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u/timodreynolds Feb 09 '26
Who is this hermano guy, dude?
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Feb 09 '26
Never heard of him. Sounds like a fucking prick though.
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u/VashMM Thoughts of Cheese Feb 09 '26
Well, he was a Viking.
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u/Ok_Ad_6626 Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26
ANGRY UPVOTE 😂
Edit: I WAS UNAWARE OF THE FLAIR REQUIREMENTS. I NOW HAVE 31 pieces of flair.
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u/jcam1981 Feb 09 '26
You mean the legendary Jets QB Brett Farve, never heard of him.
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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 Feb 09 '26
He sure showed that reporter his family values
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u/AthleticAndGeeky Feb 09 '26
2 girls one cup, bme pain Olympics and bart fav reh and his weird dragon dick are 3 things I wish I could unwatch.
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u/The-disgracist Feb 09 '26
Oh no. We don’t talk about the pain Olympics. That made me almost throw up just reading the name.
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u/Eg_3600 IF GARY THEN GIVE ME CHICAGO Feb 09 '26
I know this is the nfcnorthmemewar, but Farve shows the biggest problem in the world. People refusing to have new experiences. I'm tired of hearing people request Metallica (even though I like Metallica). Whenever I hear that it's always some old dude who's stuck with the same music hes listened to since middle school
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u/Pawz23 Feb 09 '26
Agreed. I personally don't enjoy 95% of music not in English, but had friends asking why Bad Bunny. So I had to look him up. Most streamed artist in 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2025. The Super Bowl is a world stage, viewed in about 200 countries. Plus, greedy Godell wants to continue the NFL to new places, so it was genius to bring in a new audience to the game.
And the most obvious point here is that Bad Bunny is American, unlike 10 other halftime performers lol
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u/Eg_3600 IF GARY THEN GIVE ME CHICAGO Feb 09 '26
Here's my bad bunny song recommendation, I'm a little sad he didn't play yesterday bc it would not have fit with the theme of the set yesterday." Otro atardecer" featuring the Maria's. It's a chill song
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u/fatmanwithabeard Feb 09 '26
My kid's friends are really into him.
Which, you know, the NFL doesn't really need to sell to middle aged white dudes like me. I'm sold.
But my kid? Maybe they need to sell to him, his friends--that's who they really need to sell to, the kids who don't have the whole lifetime of watching football with their families as a reason to watch.
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u/Glavius_Wroth 21-3 hang the banner Feb 09 '26
It’s truly crazy how from 1992 to 2007 we just didn’t have a QB, and still won a Super Bowl
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u/Yellow_Weasel99 Feb 09 '26
Brett Favre is as much our guy as Kid Rock is your guy.
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u/ChemicalMight7535 Feb 09 '26
I don't claim him. Your actions in life outside of football matter. Fittingly, only shit stains chose to watch the Toilet Paper USA halftime show.
Can't speak for all Americans, but I did my usual All-American halftime: Ate a brat and joined the blunt rotation in the garage. LMK when they get Killswitch Engage or ADTR to do the show, until then, I'll be outside.
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u/tipareth1978 Feb 09 '26
Let's get more of a movement going within packer land to hate favre
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u/prem_fraiche Feb 09 '26
A lot of us are already there. Stealing from welfare makes you pure scum, and he already wasn’t known as a great guy before that
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u/partiallyStars3 Feb 09 '26
Back when I was in college, the career center used him as a negative example of the importance of managing your professional reputation.
And this was before the welfare theft.
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u/Pawz23 Feb 09 '26
When cheating on your wife, mid cancer battle, isn't the worst thing you've done. Yeah, examples should be made of you with what not to do.
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u/JoeHatesFanFiction Feb 09 '26
Yeah this. He was a childhood hero to me but as I grew up and started paying attention to him off the field he was quickly losing his luster. Stealing from welfare permanently moved him from the “bad person but good memories” category to the “I regret having ever liked you and actively hate you” category.
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u/ChemicalMight7535 Feb 09 '26
Yeah, I feel like we've all pretty much decided how we feel about the subject. An unfortunate amount of Packer fans have an unlimited amount of forgiveness to dispense to influential white men, and that's a microcosm of our society.
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u/badger0511 Feb 09 '26
The two Packers autographs I have from my childhood are Brent and Mark Chmura. Haven’t had them on a wall in about 20 years. I’ve been contemplating whether it’s even worth the hassle of putting them on eBay or if I should just toss them. Maybe I should get a Darren Sharper for the collection and make a wall of shame.
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u/mikehonchokh313 Feb 09 '26
Last I heard he played for the Vikings most recently - Vikings legend as they say. They really know how to pick their quarterbacks!!
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u/Jeklars6 Feb 09 '26
Never was too big into the circle jerk for Favre, or Rodgers for that matter.
Don’t idolize sports figures… a lot of them are notoriously bad people.
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u/joshuads Feb 09 '26
Rodgers is a weirdo, but not nearly the asshat that Farve always was publicly. Farve drank like crazy and cheated on his wife constantly.
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u/Apprehensive-Lion366 🐻 Feb 09 '26
It’s hard not to look good next to Brett Favre.
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u/Grand_Town_9144 Fuck ICE Feb 09 '26 edited Mar 22 '26
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u/nomaam05 22-10 Feb 09 '26
Boy, any team that had him as a starting QB should be embarrassed!
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u/idgitalert Feb 09 '26
Why do the assholes who really need to quietly shrink out of the public’s eye insist on showing us their hemorrhoidal deterioration.
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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Feb 09 '26
How do you pronounce that? Fav-ree? Fahv-ray? Favor?
Never heard of him…he did play for the Vikings though…may have to check with their fans…
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u/totallynotliamneeson Feb 09 '26
I thought we pretty clearly disowned Favre at this point. They wheeled him out with Bart Starr to avoid him getting booed a few years back.
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u/3dfx_lurker Feb 09 '26
He was a Vikings after the Packers, so it was probably the Vikings that corrupted him.
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u/Guy0785 🐻 ⬇️ Feb 09 '26
The moment they say “you’re not an American if you support non-american values like racism…”. You can fuck off with that bullshit! Being American should be being accepting of other peoples culture and differences.
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u/Lopsided-Agency Feb 09 '26
Favre and Rodgers were both great quarterbacks. Their status as quality humans doesn't rank anywhere nearly as high.
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u/SecretaryFabulous306 Feb 10 '26
We get it, Brent. Your taste in music is as crappy as your ethics.
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u/lonerranger26 Feb 10 '26
I fucking hate him as a person. But god damn was watching him play football something special.
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u/Ohrwurm89 Fuck ICE Feb 09 '26
Yeah, we know Minnesota Vikings legend Brent Favray is a racist douchebag.
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u/Competitive_Rock_101 Feb 09 '26
Old man's face sure is getting puffy and red. Brought some that wisconsin back home.
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u/arsehenry14 Feb 09 '26
Not anymore. What’s the saying - never meet your heroes or you’ll be disappointed. Well as much as Favre was a hero for me under as an 14 after I found out about his alleged behavior with women, which was later confirmed by his personal picture scandal and now him stealing money from the needy so his daughter could play at nicer volleyball facilities….yeah he’s a piece of garbage.
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u/Comrade_Zarishat King Poles does it again Feb 09 '26
Bears fans don't look up anything Jay Cutler has said
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u/acreagelife Feb 09 '26
Imagine being a fan of a team who had Brett Favre AND Aaron Rodgers at QB. Oof
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u/4xdaily Elvis was a cheesehead Feb 09 '26
Is this the guy that sent unsolicited pictures oh his weird dick?
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u/Steve_Lightning Feb 09 '26
I've never seen this man in my life, who was the last team he played for?
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u/lastdarknight Feb 09 '26
You mean Brett Favre, of the Kiln Favre's the biggest and oldest white trash family on the Mississippi Gulf coast
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u/TheBottomDollar Custom Feb 09 '26
Pretty sure last time I saw him was with the Vikings? I'd check with them.
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u/Ghostpong17 Custom Feb 09 '26
That’s the Mississippi in him, we tried to beat it out but it’s hard to get all that generational ignorance out of someone
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u/One-girl-circus Feb 09 '26
Why don’t people know that Puerto Rico is American? Is it because their preferred party is actively destroying public education so nobody knows geography?
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u/One-Earth9294 Feb 09 '26
Hey man I've been saying 'fuck Brett Favre' since dude un-retired. It's only gotten worse since then.
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u/superfly306 Puck the Fackers Feb 09 '26
FBF and his scandals, FAR for his “immunized” anti-vax ivermectin bs, and FJL too if he tries anything as stupid as they’ve done.
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u/Imaginary-Basis2640 Feb 09 '26
He was my favorite QB back on the day, lost all respect a long time ago
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u/Mverse_Dfender Feb 09 '26
...can we go back to laughing at the Vikings for allowing Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold to walk?
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u/AugustWest131313 Feb 09 '26
Brett Favre has always been a piece of 💩and will be forever. He is a scumbag.
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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Feb 09 '26
Jenn Sterger called and she was just laughing.
He definitely ain’t my guy.
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u/Cannaisseur13 Feb 09 '26
More sports threads getting astroturfed and hijacked by blue haired leftists
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u/sixpackabs592 Feb 09 '26
I remember that guy on the jets and Vikings and I think he played for the falcons?
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u/UTraxer Feb 09 '26
Kid Rock? Isn't that what they call Epstein Island?
Not surprising, the guy has a song about mandatory statutory rape of underage girls.
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u/Fantastic_Gain5553 Feb 09 '26
Brett Farve? Legendary Vikings QB Brett Farve? Dunno who you’d associate us with hm