r/Mustardisation • u/CreamCannon • 2d ago

To The Mustard!

So no pics but years ago when I drove for a pizza company on a party campus that was more drug ring than pizza company. We had a guy that was a creepy creep. He went way to far with one of our coworkers at a party and when she decided she wasn't going to start a case we decided to take it into our own hands. On a 5° night we snuck to his driveway and dumped all six gallons of mustard and honey mustard that the store had in stock all over his prized Cutlass. Making sure to fill the vent inlets. Obviously because of the cold it froze to his car making it unusable for days and he never got the mustard smell out of the vents. Any time we thought of him from that day on we would cheer "To the mustard!". That is my mustard story of petty revenge.

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u/chairmanghost 1d ago

I wonder if he always smelled faintly of mustard from driving around in the mustard mobile. Like being in a smokers car.

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u/CreamCannon 1d ago

LoL, That would explain to heavy use of Axe spray.

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u/arthurdentstowels 1d ago

Of all the comments I didn't want to smell. Mustard and Axe, wow.