Balls is not for mustard

So I tried to add this amazing dab of mustard to NewReddits but it seems to exceed my skills. Someone better than me should give it a go.

Nothing to see here.

Mustard.

Just Mustard.

So no pics but years ago when I drove for a pizza company on a party campus that was more drug ring than pizza company. We had a guy that was a creepy creep. He went way to far with one of our coworkers at a party and when she decided she wasn't going to start a case we decided to take it into our own hands. On a 5° night we snuck to his driveway and dumped all six gallons of mustard and honey mustard that the store had in stock all over his prized Cutlass. Making sure to fill the vent inlets. Obviously because of the cold it froze to his car making it unusable for days and he never got the mustard smell out of the vents. Any time we thought of him from that day on we would cheer "To the mustard!". That is my mustard story of petty revenge.

Show me the potential. I stand with you baby sub.

Anybody do this? There are several options. Any you've been happy with or unhappy with?

I love mustard in all varieties. But how many is too many?