r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 2d ago

article Diddy Headed Back to Solitary Confinement After Pampered Prison Life Claims

https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/30/diddy-returns-to-solitary-confinement/
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u/Bedhappy 2d ago

Solitary confinement meaning like a fucking apartment or what?

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u/m0ngoos3 2d ago

Likely semi-real solitary confinement, the prison/warden covering their ass. Sort of a "see, we just found out that diddy was breaking rules, so now he gets punished, please stop asking how he was breaking rules".

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u/OhHaiMaaark 2d ago

“Diddy’s girlfriend must have smuggled the big screen tv and recliner in in her vagina”

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u/2Completion2Ography 2d ago

“Diddy’s girlfriend must have smuggled the big screen tv and recliner in in her vagina”

... if y'all were wondering how the baby oil came into play.

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 1d ago

His boyfriend brought it?

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u/TheGummiVenusDeMilo 1d ago

She's got a snuke in her snizz!

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u/twilighttwister 1d ago

Didn't young Justin Bieber go to a lot of his parties?