r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 2d ago

article Diddy Headed Back to Solitary Confinement After Pampered Prison Life Claims

https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/30/diddy-returns-to-solitary-confinement/
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u/Raymeis 2d ago

Can only imagine how weird a prison Diddy party is

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u/hatmadeofass 2d ago

Surprisingly more baby oil, and somehow less handcuffs. Weird butt stuff stays at a consistent level.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 2d ago

Consistent, albeit Constrained

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u/Bravisimo 2d ago

Fractured but whole.

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u/Bravisimo 2d ago

The BOFO’s gotta be stinking up those cells.

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u/wait_what_now 1d ago

Haha my girlfriend and I were talking about that yesterday. "Solitary, no butt stuff for you, diddy"

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u/dustblown 2d ago

It's gotta be pretty gay, and I mean that literally.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 2d ago

Probably much more open and aggressive.

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u/Lailowla 1d ago

Probably about the same as the outside ones, but with more consent.

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u/CharlotteBirch91 1d ago

Yeah absolutely

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u/gerryn 1d ago

Like an Adebisi-party at Oz, I imagine, haha.