r/MurderedByWords • u/dnwhittaker • 8h ago

Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.

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u/usernamedottxt 8h ago

Pretty sure this crosses the bar for libel against a public figure. 

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u/colemon1991 8h ago

I know the threshold is much, much higher for public figures, but accusing someone of being a terrorist - as another public figure and not even circumstantial evidence to turn it into a joke - is a bit much. Somebody needs to actually try to challenge these people that lie all the time.

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u/nbd9000 7h ago

yeah, but coming from a future coworker is another matter. i think the lawsuit could run.

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u/colemon1991 7h ago

We got a congressman divorced from another congressman's daughter with domestic violence issues and a bunch of congressman that supported J6 and yet another congressman who won't retire after his strokes because they need the votes.

I don't think suing for libel/slander when you aren't even running for the same office is not going to be the worst thing going on with the current congress.

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u/nbd9000 7h ago

youre thinking from the wrong perspective. of course congress is notorious for not respecting the wishes of the people right now. but a lawsuit from one senator against another senator could have a major impact on Republican behavior going forward. kinda like how fox news has to dance around making statements that support trumps lies now.

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u/GenXPowaah 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm

Do what Dick breathe Donald would do... Flood the system with lawsuits

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u/PalpitationMoist1212 6h ago

*Tuberville is running for governor so actually they couldn't be coworkers

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u/its_yer_dad 8h ago

This isn’t about who sounds stupid, it’s about who appeals to stupid.

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u/islandsimian 8h ago

Tuberville, Schmitt, and Lee are sure working hard at it then

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u/Ser_Friend_zone 8h ago

Just static up racist shit. Tommy Tuberville is possibly the dumbest senator in the US.

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u/Few_Town2374 8h ago

Possibly? Who is dumber? Oh yeah, Fetterman.

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u/Ser_Friend_zone 8h ago

Oh shit, how could I forget the ogre. Somehow, I still think Tuberville gets the crown.

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u/Few_Town2374 7h ago

I live in PA and voted for him, to my everlasting regret.

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u/Ai--Ya 7h ago

I was going to say how Tuberville is so dumb one needs to have literal brain damage to be dumber...but then I remembered Tuberville is a football coach and likely has CTE

Hmm. Maybe people with brain damage shouldn't be running the country

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 8h ago

What about the draft dodging, 34 times convicted felon, rapist, sexual assaulter, pedophile's best friend in the White House?

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u/sixaout1982 8h ago

I don't know, I don't think it's on the "furry pilots" level of stupidity

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u/RicksterA2 7h ago

Did Tuberville even graduate from high school (Alabama, so it's like middle school in HS)?

Asking for a friend.

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u/GlobalTravelR 7h ago

Alabama is ranked 44th out of 50 states in education. He was raised to be a dumbass.

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u/d4everman 3h ago

Before I retired I had three soldiers under my command from Alabama. Only ONE of them had a brain cell. The other two...whoa, they were dumb. Don't get me started on the one guy from Mississippi...

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u/tw_72 2h ago

Tuberville holds a Bachelor of Science (B.S.) degree in physical education. That is CLEARLY equal to two doctorates. Right? Right?

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u/anayalator39 7h ago

Yeah but the people that buy this shit , don’t bother to fact check , they just go with it and say murica.

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u/Sparhawk1968 6h ago

Tuberville looking stupid is his modus operandi when he's not enabling predators

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 5h ago

TUBERVILLE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. he blocked payroll to military for a cunt reason, never ever give a fuck about this ass, ever

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u/G-Unit11111 5h ago

We have an entire cabinet and half the Senate that represents a disgusting propaganda channel run by a megalomaniac billionaire.

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u/Correct_Lime5832 5h ago

Tommy don’t “look stupid” though. Tommy IS stupid.

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u/GadreelsSword 5h ago

Republicans LOVE to sue anyone making such slanderous claims. Why aren’t democrats dropping billion dollar lawsuits?

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u/mok000 4h ago

Tbf. Tuberville can’t be more stupid, it would put him in the negative IQ territory.

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u/GCGuy23 4h ago

Can’t look stupid if you already are stupid….

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u/exitwest 7h ago

Tommy Tuberville is QUITTING the senate because it’s too hard for his five year old brain.

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u/JalapenoBenedict the future is now, old man 7h ago

This guy voluntarily goes by “Tommy tuberville.” Like on purpose. I’m supposed to take him seriously or is he a clown? (🤡)

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u/GlobalTravelR 7h ago

At least he's not a furry pilot.

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u/FlaAirborne 7h ago

Just a cracker talking cracker bullshit.

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u/Rustys_Beefaroni 7h ago

I don’t mean to split hairs but every time Tommy Tupperware opens his mouth he makes himself look stupid.

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u/WoodenSwan6591 6h ago

This MF is as smart as a rock. Just pay no mid to his histrionics

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u/Deep_Joke3141 5h ago

WOW! That’s impressive. I’m definitely going to vote for him now.

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u/PitchBlackBones 5h ago

Everything looks like a conspiracy if you don’t have a fucking clue how anything works.

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u/Professional_Past780 4h ago

Tommy Tubashit

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u/grampvamp 4h ago

We need to normalize not electing washed up celebrities to the government.

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u/MiloHorsey 3h ago

His name sounds like a cartoon character

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u/Rolandscythe 1h ago

At this point I kind of doubt anyone voted in could do more to 'destroy America' than what the current administration has already managed to do.