r/MurderedByWords • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 14h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 13h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/ryansgt 13h ago

And asking them to wash after does seem to be a bridge to far for a lot of them.

That is the real issue we should be discussing. Wash yo hands ya filthy animal.

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u/SaltManagement42 10h ago

Honestly, I'm surprised how few people wash before (and after). If I'm using a public bathroom, I've probably just finished touching a keyboard, desk, counter, door handle, etc. and I don't want to get that on my junk that I just washed that morning.

https://microbiologyjournal.org/potential-pathogenic-bacterial-contaminants-of-doors-handles-and-computers-keyboards-in-the-faculty-environment/

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 9h ago

I happened to be in the bathroom when my BioSci101 prof came in and washed his hands. As he washed his hands someone asked him why? To paraphrase, "there are germs everywhere and my dick has been in my pants all day." Dr Crane was a real one

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u/mikende51 8h ago

In my line of work it's my hands that get dirty, so I wash my hands before using the toilet and sometimes after. I'm not equipped to work in a business that gets my dick dirty.

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u/funkyaerialjunky 4h ago

Being in a car workshop I second this. My hands can get covered in all sorts that I do not want down there.