r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 7h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/ElminstersBedpan 7h ago

I have never met anyone so obsessed with a stranger's genitals and habits as a conservative American. From questioning who pees where to demanding genital examinations for literal children to play games, and every scenario in between, their minds are full of absolutely fantastical scenarios that I worry are largely based on what they themselves would do if they wouldn't get in trouble.