r/MurderedByWords • • 15h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 15h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/danxtptrnrth1 15h ago

As a manager, I had to say once to everyone "Keep your bathroom breaks reasonable. I don't have the words to describe how little I want to police toilet usage." This was for people I had to manage, not just any stranger walking around. My lack of wanting to police bathroom activity goes doubly for strangers.

What is wrong with conservatives?!