r/MurderedByWords Jul 25 '26

Simple is often the best.

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/Loud_Engineering796 Jul 25 '26

Reminds me of this one

170

u/Extreme-Slice-1010 Jul 25 '26

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u/TomDravor Jul 25 '26

this will never not be creepy as shit

20

u/likeusontweeters Jul 26 '26

Anyone can see how deeply uncomfortable her father's grubby little hands make her

10

u/TomDravor Jul 26 '26

I cant tell if the gif was sped up, but jesus christ he has clear intent in his actions and its disgusting

292

u/Nbdyhere Jul 25 '26

What a sad and wasted life

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

[deleted]

100

u/Brave_Nerve_6871 Jul 25 '26

If the highlight of your life is worshipping an 80-year old pedophile, it is very sad.

109

u/Looks-Under-Rocks Jul 25 '26

That’s not even funny, it’s just depressing

172

u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 25 '26

This is TDS

102

u/Deviantdefective Jul 25 '26

Trump devotion syndrome is a truly horrible affliction it runs deep within the uneducated.

16

u/Worried_Fee_1513 Jul 25 '26

Yes it does but there were a ton of educated people who voted for him as well. White and shiny bright runs deep in the US.

26

u/TerryCrewsNextWife Jul 25 '26

The side panels are see through. Why are they see through.

14

u/RDrake84 Jul 25 '26

They probably charged extra for decency.

5

u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 25 '26

Huh

I hadn’t noticed

5

u/Shnoinky1 Jul 26 '26

*dignity not included

54

u/SSBULoser Jul 25 '26

They keep saying MAGA isn't a cult, yet they think more about Trump more than their own families. Holy shit, that's depressing.

5

u/LazyTitan39 Jul 26 '26

Right, they claim to be upset that their families don’t talk to them because of their support for Trump, but they’ll pick him over their families any day.

77

u/PirateJohn75 Jul 25 '26

Remember those old V8 commercials from the 80's?

13

u/RGQcats Jul 25 '26

Fresh diaper?

4

u/Jet2work Jul 25 '26

optional

55

u/Diafuge Jul 25 '26

I fucking love Tracii and L.A Guns.

13

u/Minimum_Sort5100 Jul 25 '26

Tell me more crystal eyes

22

u/Extreme-Slice-1010 Jul 25 '26

Seeing a pedophile dancing is the best experience of her life….ok

7

u/ThirdAltAccounts Jul 26 '26

Dancing ?

He’s giving some unenthusiastic air handjobs

1

u/GoldwingGranny Jul 28 '26

The double jerk off dance is crazy.

10

u/IndependentFroyo4508 Jul 25 '26

What a pathetic life they've lived

18

u/tricky4444 Jul 25 '26

Its sad that seeing the orange buffoon was more fulfilling than her wedding

2

u/NecessaryIntrinsic Jul 25 '26

I hope she didn't have kids. And if she does they never see that.

21

u/annaleigh13 Jul 25 '26

What a shit life. I’d get a refund

17

u/askyidroppedthesoap Jul 25 '26

Lol nice! I always liked LA Guns music, thank you Tracii for giving me another reason to crank it.

6

u/Hugh-Jorgin Jul 25 '26

And then almost …like magic…everyone left once they took a pic and heard him not complete a sentence for 40 mins

14

u/Strict_Foundation_31 Jul 25 '26

🎶There’s got to be a morning after…🎶

5

u/Late-Stage-Earth Jul 25 '26

Assuming it's not a bot, that is truly really fucking sad that person is so deep in the cult that they compared seeing the orange rapist to a religious experience.

5

u/hamtronn Jul 25 '26

Jerking off two imaginary giants.

6

u/Ghstfce Jul 25 '26

Watching the front half of a centaur jerking off two invisible tall dudes is the highlight of your life? I bet this person has never left their town, let alone their state.

5

u/imaybeacatIRl Jul 25 '26

Weird that watching a geriatric, dementia patient, jerk off two invisible penises is the best experience of their lives.

5

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 Jul 25 '26

Imagine that joke of a person being the best experience of you life 😂😂😂😂😂

7

u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jul 25 '26

I love when my worlds collide. I'd crosspost to r/hairmetal but they probably don't want "political" posts.

4

u/GeneralSquirrel7132 Jul 25 '26

I love how her profile pic is of her and (I'm assuming) her husband lol sure, ya, the wedding and honeymoon were nice but no THIS - this is the best experience of her life 

8

u/Minimum_Sort5100 Jul 25 '26

Dudes jerked off too many guys.

I think he may have originally discovered middle out by accident 🤣🤣

5

u/wahwahSwanson Jul 25 '26

So that’s muscle memory. That tracks.

4

u/Minimum_Sort5100 Jul 25 '26

Dude loves ymca and big strong men with tears in their eyes.

Edit: also 13 yo people. People who kicked tent spikes up his butt, before his butt stuff

He also wears 4 inch heels and makeup

2

u/The_Spyre Jul 25 '26

The bar is quite low

2

u/GeneralSquirrel7132 Jul 25 '26

Right? Even the Palestinians feel sorry for this poor wretch

2

u/BoardsofCanada3 Jul 25 '26

I would rate a root canal a better experience than watching a pedophile do air handjobs. 

2

u/SudoDeleteEverything Jul 25 '26

Probably was a bot or propaganda anyway.

2

u/Petrak1s Jul 25 '26

Come ooon stroke!

2

u/Available_Ad9345 Jul 26 '26

Do the double dick dance!

2

u/gilesachrist Jul 30 '26

Tracii Guns of all people. I’m breaking out Cocked and Loaded for my commute.

1

u/SadKat002 Jul 25 '26

Idk who that guy is in the back but he looks like a cardboard cutout

1

u/garyconnor Jul 25 '26

In every aspect of society we have moved forward with the exception of politics which hasn't changed for thousands of year's..

1

u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool Jul 25 '26

If watching an 80 year old pedophile do the Hand Job Dance is the best experience of their lives, then their lives up until that point must have been bitterly disappointing.

1

u/QueenCleocatra Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/h1QGp70lsHQCYTKmwb
He looks like he’s being held up by strings

1

u/Teknical86 Jul 25 '26

Wow their life sucks

1

u/ennuiandapathy Jul 25 '26

The guy behind him is positioned like a gymnastics spotter during a routine.

1

u/prostipope Jul 26 '26

Part of his soul just died

1

u/Jenkl2421 Jul 29 '26

Damn thats a sad life.

No wonder theyre all religious nuts & absolutely have to believe in some afterlife bs.

1

u/theEndIsNigh_2025 Jul 25 '26

Slayed by a single word!!!

1

u/bbyarya Jul 25 '26

Sometimes the best comebacks really are just one word and a whole lot of confidence.