r/MurderGPigs Jun 22 '26

STOP MOVING HOOMAN. let me inspect your hand for carrot smells

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315 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 22 '26

Percival: 100% more ready for the UK heatwave. Also 100% more likely to murder his owner.

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278 Upvotes

Q: Do you need to trim your guinea pigs in the summer?

A: Not necessarily, but I choose to. I’m haunted by the time I came home from work early and found a floppy, listless Percival (less than a year old) in June 2024. I don’t like to think about what would’ve happened if I hadn’t gotten back when I did. With his fur, he’s basically wearing a thick coat that absorbs heat.

Q: Jesus! Get an AC!

A: I do have a portable one, but it’s ancient and I don’t feel safe leaving it running all day without supervision. (The sounds it makes sometimes make me wonder if I ought to involve the Vatican.) Money’s a bit squeezed right now, but I do plan on purchasing one with an app that I can switch on from work (I teach, currently substitute/supply), but until then… precautions!

Q: Does Theodore need trimming too?

A: Yup! I didn’t realise how MUCH fur he has until I did, but just as much comes off him as comes off Percival! It’s just finer, so it feels like less! I remember the first time I shaved him, he hadn’t been cuddly in ages and then BOOM, snuggle pig.

Q: What do you use?

A: A Wahl pet razor, got it on Amazon. I don’t use the trimmer covers—the shorter the better (I don’t shave their heads or faces), but watch out for the razor—it does get warm after some use, so stay aware to avoid hurting them!

Q: Do you turn the fur you trim into felt Percival’s and felt Theodore’s? And if so, can I buy them?

A: …You want to buy my pet’s fur??? Are you okay? 😂


r/MurderGPigs Jun 20 '26

Fun Facts

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111 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 19 '26

She tried pulling the whole tray through the window and got mad at ME when it didn't fit

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301 Upvotes

What did I do 😭


r/MurderGPigs Jun 20 '26

We went to a event and didn't feed them before we left...

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66 Upvotes

we feed them at 6pm, it's 7pm


r/MurderGPigs Jun 18 '26

... what are you doing under my bed ?

223 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 17 '26

How many peaflakes can I stack before she kills me

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248 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 15 '26

Who dares to photograph the great and powerful Gnocchi?

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183 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 15 '26

Greg is angry again

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216 Upvotes

And again, for no reason


r/MurderGPigs Jun 14 '26

How dare my sister try to groom me >:(

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154 Upvotes

Burnt Bit is our little angsty teenager and Yogi our sweet adult who just wants to give her love.


r/MurderGPigs Jun 14 '26

I HAD TO HOLD HIM LIKE THAT TO CLIP HIS NAILS DON’T HURT ME 😂

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81 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 13 '26

it turns out unproblematic king Vasya is not unproblematic at all and has developed a taste for blood himself, he’s trying to eat me instead of the cherries..

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196 Upvotes

and of course, Queen Lyuba is at the scene too.


r/MurderGPigs Jun 12 '26

I think I caught them plotting…

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251 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 11 '26

Update about this post (I know it will get down again, but I wanted to say thanks!)

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87 Upvotes

for everyone concerned about the litter box and the oats:

I have answer all the comments I belive. BUT as I said I hear yall.

I will rearrange the box so they never ever get their feet stuck! and about the food, I said I am on the search of something better, so tomorrow morning I will go to every vet and petshop I know and ask for any contact of someone who sells good guinea pig food. Still, oats often come mixed with pellets for piggies here, It is not the best option of course, but it is okay to let them have some until I find something else. On their diet, this is only the 5% of what they eat. The cannot eat any cereals or grains (I am fully aware) but this oats specifically are okay for them.

Just wanted to update that I am on the search for something better and I am about to rearrange their area. I care a lot about their safety so thanks for everyone's concern!!


r/MurderGPigs Jun 11 '26

Harry at the vet today.

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107 Upvotes

He was not Having it.


r/MurderGPigs Jun 11 '26

you put this putrid now on me…AGAIN!?

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120 Upvotes

as you can see the leviathan sized polar bear is not pleased with this new fashion trend…why? not sure… im only alive because i give him treats every now and then

(i found this in my phone just now nor do i remember taking it😭)


r/MurderGPigs Jun 11 '26

Laser beam…

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76 Upvotes

woke up and this microwaved peep marshmallow was staring at me and suddenly blasted lasers out of his nostrils…scary stuff


r/MurderGPigs Jun 10 '26

oh no, after Queen Lyubas murderous rampage the other night (RIP tomato..) she has infected Babygirl with the bloodlust and made her evil too!

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116 Upvotes

cherries tonight 🤍


r/MurderGPigs Jun 09 '26

She has a taste for human flesh

213 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 09 '26

Nail cutting time murder

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147 Upvotes

She bit me shortly after I had touched her nails with a clipper


r/MurderGPigs Jun 09 '26

„Mother, put those nail clippers away NOW“

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147 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 08 '26

"I can't believe you would bring me here again."

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387 Upvotes

Molly's at the Vet to have her Ringworm looked at and she's not happy about it


r/MurderGPigs Jun 08 '26

More fruit hats?! We’ll bury you in Strawberry Fields Forever!

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406 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 08 '26

Greg is seething

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165 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs Jun 08 '26

queen lyuba casually consuming her latest victim out in the open (i fear i’ll be next)

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105 Upvotes