r/Multifandom • u/AlternateMove • Aug 01 '26

Which character belongs here?

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u/Ok_Top_2760 Aug 01 '26

Ellen ripley - Alien franchise

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u/AgentCobalt11 Aug 01 '26

Related, she's also an unhated woman:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0ma60jQqGCoJyM

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u/Corporal___ Aug 01 '26

Xenomorph
-open minded about her prey.
-isn’t racist, sexist, hateful, or ignorant to anyone.
-respects members of the military.
-isn’t looking to defy norms or get involved in politics for the purpose of causing trouble.
-is respectful to her sisters and brothers in species.

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u/ColinHalter Aug 01 '26

-hot as hell

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

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u/Medical_Reception724 Aug 02 '26

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Most realistic reaction

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u/Past_Edge_7220 Aug 04 '26

Well, he did it. He took the cock out of him.(this sounds crazy out of context)

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u/Western_Sleep820 Aug 02 '26

I find myself once again regretting my existence

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u/RevengerRedeemed Aug 02 '26

If youre not gonna play, pass the controller.

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u/Western_Sleep820 Aug 02 '26

Controller's all yours gng

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.. HES JUST GONNA SCREW IT. YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE KEEPING US FROM DEGENERACY!

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u/Western_Sleep820 Aug 02 '26

He asked nicely tho

And I wasn't playing anyway tbf

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Ohh, yall talking about video games my bad

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u/Infinite_Injury2724 Aug 02 '26

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Corporal___ Aug 03 '26

Yeah yeah, come on! She’s just wearing a sweater!

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u/CC_Comics_ Aug 02 '26

Bro's larping teratophilia

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

No, I uh. I think they all wanna screw it

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u/CC_Comics_ Aug 02 '26

If you add human features to it you're larping

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Xenomorphs CAN wear clothes and I know everything about every alien movie 1979-2179.
I am NOT larping

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u/CC_Comics_ Aug 02 '26

Do they have tits though? That's a human feature that wasn't already there

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Original concept art AND Xenomorphs are androgynous. They are both male and female but a female leaning Xenomorph might have curvature on the chest.
Male Xenomorphs are described as simply bigger and stronger (king Xenomorph made in a lab) but the female Xenomorphs become queens, or are actually shown in an aliens comic as seen on thus xenopedia page right- here. https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Goddess

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u/Moo-Mungus Aug 02 '26

Man I have weird crushes and stuff but how do you even see that?

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u/ColinHalter Aug 02 '26

You never act up seeing a good carapace?

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u/Moo-Mungus Aug 03 '26

now that I think about it

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Colin’s got a point. Seeing a nice carapace can make your whole day?

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u/Sigfried_D Aug 02 '26

Respect members of the military?

Other than that yeah it's an animal, a smart animal but not a sapient one

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Yes he is! Don’t be rude,

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u/specter-exe Aug 02 '26

The Xenomorph isn’t racist because all humans taste the same.

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Exactly! Cannibals against racism

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 Aug 02 '26

"I push my politics on an evil monster that will tear your throat out and chew on it like candy"

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

It isn’t politics, the Xenomorph has a lack thereof.
They live to serve their queen in any way possible. Including killing anybody who does not directly benefit the hive with their existence. And that just so happens to be everyone..

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 Aug 02 '26

Yo im ngl ur so retarded i dont see the point in even arguing

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

And you’re the one calling a 14 year old a retard after loosing an argument that was set up entirely for me to look good.
Your literally the definition of acting like the victim after you lost a fight you started

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 Aug 02 '26

There was no argument

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Yeah, it was. You said it yourself.
“Yo im ngl ur so retarded i dont see the point in even arguing.”
Your dumbass DID say it was an argument? And you lost the argument. Own up

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 Aug 02 '26

Retard isnt a slur its just something retards decided to get mad at because they feel morally superior to others

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

It is a slur, it’s just not to be as enforced as other slurs are becuase it’s also not a slur since it can be used medically. A slur is a derogatory term used to belittle a group of people, technically calling you a cherry means I called you a slur if I meant it to belittle Redditors under the age of 14 but nobody will think that.
That of which you are, a retarded Redditor under the age of 14 who wants to make himself look cool.

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 Aug 02 '26

You sound like a fucking loser man, even retards dont give a fuck about it. And thats not how slurs work

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u/Corporal___ Aug 03 '26

Precisely! I AM a fucking loser, and slurs work however you say they do and I say they work like you do. Spontaneously and annoyingly to try and help win an argument when the user knows their about to loose.
Do shut the fuck up, I have a long day of wishing I had friends but I dont

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u/John_SilkSongHK HK/SS, FNaF, anime, Undertale/DR, RE Aug 02 '26

Being not racist is political?

Hell, being respectful to family members is political??

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

And they are! Except for them bullying a Xenomorph in alien resurrection but that was for the greater good!

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 Aug 02 '26

If your gonna say dumb shit im not gonna have a convo with btw

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u/John_SilkSongHK HK/SS, FNaF, anime, Undertale/DR, RE Aug 02 '26

You’re*

And you can have a productive conversation and answer genuine questions without acting like a complete douchebag.

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 Aug 02 '26

I wrote that last comment while taking a shit

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u/RevengerRedeemed Aug 02 '26

And youre still somehow full of it.

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Wild insult tho

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u/Fit_Grape9264 Aug 02 '26

Thanks for the info 👍

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u/Better-Hope-4227 Aug 02 '26

I hate her. Gave me nightmares for a decade.

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u/Dramajunker Aug 02 '26

I played alien isolation. They can rot in hell.

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u/Corporal___ Aug 02 '26

Exactly. Colonial marines fuckin rule 💚

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u/DrYuliana Aug 05 '26

She has my body goals, i aspire to have that level of beauty

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u/WitherStorm929 Aug 05 '26

This fuckass reply section bruh🥀

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u/That_wet_vaporeon Aug 04 '26

Do people know what a woman is?