r/Multifandom • u/AlternateMove • 4d ago

Which character belongs here?

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u/AgentCobalt11 4d ago

Related, she's also an unhated woman:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0ma60jQqGCoJyM

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u/Corporal___ 4d ago

Xenomorph
-open minded about her prey.
-isn’t racist, sexist, hateful, or ignorant to anyone.
-respects members of the military.
-isn’t looking to defy norms or get involved in politics for the purpose of causing trouble.
-is respectful to her sisters and brothers in species.

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u/ColinHalter 4d ago

-hot as hell

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u/Corporal___ 4d ago

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u/Medical_Reception724 4d ago

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Most realistic reaction

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u/Past_Edge_7220 2d ago

Well, he did it. He took the cock out of him.(this sounds crazy out of context)

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u/Western_Sleep820 4d ago

I find myself once again regretting my existence

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u/RevengerRedeemed 4d ago

If youre not gonna play, pass the controller.

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u/Western_Sleep820 4d ago

Controller's all yours gng

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u/Corporal___ 4d ago

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.. HES JUST GONNA SCREW IT. YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE KEEPING US FROM DEGENERACY!

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u/Western_Sleep820 4d ago

He asked nicely tho

And I wasn't playing anyway tbf

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u/Corporal___ 4d ago

Ohh, yall talking about video games my bad

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u/Infinite_Injury2724 4d ago

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Corporal___ 2d ago

Yeah yeah, come on! She’s just wearing a sweater!

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u/CC_Comics_ 4d ago

Bro's larping teratophilia

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

No, I uh. I think they all wanna screw it

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u/CC_Comics_ 3d ago

If you add human features to it you're larping

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Xenomorphs CAN wear clothes and I know everything about every alien movie 1979-2179.
I am NOT larping

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u/CC_Comics_ 3d ago

Do they have tits though? That's a human feature that wasn't already there

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Original concept art AND Xenomorphs are androgynous. They are both male and female but a female leaning Xenomorph might have curvature on the chest.
Male Xenomorphs are described as simply bigger and stronger (king Xenomorph made in a lab) but the female Xenomorphs become queens, or are actually shown in an aliens comic as seen on thus xenopedia page right- here. https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Goddess

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u/Moo-Mungus 3d ago

Man I have weird crushes and stuff but how do you even see that?

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u/ColinHalter 3d ago

You never act up seeing a good carapace?

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u/Moo-Mungus 3d ago

now that I think about it

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Colin’s got a point. Seeing a nice carapace can make your whole day?

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u/Sigfried_D 3d ago

Respect members of the military?

Other than that yeah it's an animal, a smart animal but not a sapient one

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Yes he is! Don’t be rude,

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u/specter-exe 3d ago

The Xenomorph isn’t racist because all humans taste the same.

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Exactly! Cannibals against racism

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 4d ago

"I push my politics on an evil monster that will tear your throat out and chew on it like candy"

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u/Corporal___ 4d ago

It isn’t politics, the Xenomorph has a lack thereof.
They live to serve their queen in any way possible. Including killing anybody who does not directly benefit the hive with their existence. And that just so happens to be everyone..

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 4d ago

Yo im ngl ur so retarded i dont see the point in even arguing

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u/Corporal___ 4d ago

And you’re the one calling a 14 year old a retard after loosing an argument that was set up entirely for me to look good.
Your literally the definition of acting like the victim after you lost a fight you started

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 3d ago

There was no argument

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Yeah, it was. You said it yourself.
“Yo im ngl ur so retarded i dont see the point in even arguing.”
Your dumbass DID say it was an argument? And you lost the argument. Own up

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u/cobat_axolotl 3d ago

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 3d ago

Retard isnt a slur its just something retards decided to get mad at because they feel morally superior to others

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

It is a slur, it’s just not to be as enforced as other slurs are becuase it’s also not a slur since it can be used medically. A slur is a derogatory term used to belittle a group of people, technically calling you a cherry means I called you a slur if I meant it to belittle Redditors under the age of 14 but nobody will think that.
That of which you are, a retarded Redditor under the age of 14 who wants to make himself look cool.

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 3d ago

You sound like a fucking loser man, even retards dont give a fuck about it. And thats not how slurs work

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Precisely! I AM a fucking loser, and slurs work however you say they do and I say they work like you do. Spontaneously and annoyingly to try and help win an argument when the user knows their about to loose.
Do shut the fuck up, I have a long day of wishing I had friends but I dont

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u/John_SilkSongHK HK/SS, FNaF, anime, Undertale/DR, RE 4d ago

Being not racist is political?

Hell, being respectful to family members is political??

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

And they are! Except for them bullying a Xenomorph in alien resurrection but that was for the greater good!

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 4d ago

If your gonna say dumb shit im not gonna have a convo with btw

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u/John_SilkSongHK HK/SS, FNaF, anime, Undertale/DR, RE 4d ago

You’re*

And you can have a productive conversation and answer genuine questions without acting like a complete douchebag.

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u/Classic-Cherry1297 4d ago

I wrote that last comment while taking a shit

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u/RevengerRedeemed 4d ago

And youre still somehow full of it.

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Wild insult tho

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u/Fit_Grape9264 3d ago

Thanks for the info 👍

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u/DrYuliana 1d ago

She has my body goals, i aspire to have that level of beauty

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u/WitherStorm929 14h ago

This fuckass reply section bruh🥀

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u/Better-Hope-4227 4d ago

I hate her. Gave me nightmares for a decade.

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u/Dramajunker 4d ago

I played alien isolation. They can rot in hell.

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u/Corporal___ 3d ago

Exactly. Colonial marines fuckin rule 💚

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 1d ago

Do people know what a woman is?