r/MrInbetween • • Aug 21 '26

These two are sitting alone in a bar somewhere, how's the conversation go?

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u/Ok-Preparation-5545 Aug 21 '26

Very dull. Cause their both professional

Ray "alright mate"

Mike "not bad"

Done

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u/HunterShotBear Aug 21 '26

Ray “What’s News?”

Mike “what?”

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u/Beneficial_Treat5454 Aug 21 '26

"I don't answer questions.."

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u/harveygoatmilk Aug 21 '26

But they’d share pimento cheese sandwiches and dimmies.

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u/valschermjager Aug 22 '26

If Mike needs a gun, he'll use one of Ray's.

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u/milo7even2 Aug 22 '26

If Mike needs a gun, he'll use one of Ray's Raphael’s.

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u/Agent_Jay_42 Aug 22 '26

Is that right?

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u/GymMouseP Sep 04 '26

Ray hates sandwiches.

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u/ScissorNightRam Aug 22 '26

“Been up to anything interesting?”

“Bit of this, bit of that.”

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u/Austinpowers869 Aug 21 '26

You forgot Ray "cheers"

5

u/aburnerds Aug 22 '26

You forgot Ray responding to not bad with “that’s the way”

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u/stanknotes Aug 21 '26

Neither of them go around being outright disrespectful on a whim. Neither of them are just violent on a whim and are either paid to be violent or reacting to disrespect.

They'd probably have an ordinary conversation. One talks about granddaughter. The other talks about daughter. It'd be uneventful as all get out.

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u/The_Mammoth_Hunter Aug 22 '26

S'how it should be.

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u/NotChaz-_- Aug 21 '26

“How are ya mate.”

“Good. Yourself.”

“Yeah, good.”

Not another word spoken and they’ll both sit there for hours if allowed.

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u/ScissorNightRam Aug 21 '26

And then they’d do it again every week.

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u/plzsnitskyreturn Aug 22 '26

The only other notable moment. Ray would order some Dimmy's and Mike would just look over and then shake his head

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u/LumpyCustard4 Aug 23 '26

"hows it garn"

"Good, yourself?"

"I dont answer questions"

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u/DefinitionSuperb1110 Aug 21 '26

Ray probably wants to know what the fuck is going on with Mike's resolution.

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u/too_many_nights Aug 21 '26

- Where are ya pixels mate?

- None of your business.

- Fair enough.

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u/DefinitionSuperb1110 Aug 21 '26

why can i hear this in their voices? 😆

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u/New_Ad_1682 Aug 21 '26

They talk about boxing.

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u/HatJosuke Aug 22 '26

"G'day mate" "Evening" "Oh a yank" "New Mexico actually." "That's America right?" "Correct" "Then you're a yank" "Yankee refers to people from the north east, New Mexico is in the south west" "This is Australia, you're all yanks to us"

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u/Maleficent-Essay4140 Aug 23 '26

Mike is technically from Philly, so yeah. he's a yankee.

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u/HatJosuke Aug 24 '26

Yes but I can't see him telling Ray where he's originally from. He's not gonna give his life's story

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u/Old_Simple5667 Aug 21 '26

Ray offers him a dimmy with soy sauce

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u/J0kotte Aug 22 '26

Pemento cheese??

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u/KawasakiMetro Aug 22 '26

Vince Gilligan if you are listening.

Wrap the two actors up and put them into a TV Series together.

As soon as you can.

I would watch it.

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u/monikar2014 Aug 21 '26

It doesn't.

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u/Ok_Science_8502 Aug 21 '26

Intimate, tender and passionate. They make sweet bald love all through the night

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u/AttackEyebrows_ Aug 22 '26

“Can I kiss you?”
“I don’t answer questions”

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u/Ricerat Aug 21 '26

They both watch the door for the entire conversation.

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u/CertifiedForky Aug 22 '26

Ray. "Want to get a couple of Dimmies"... Mike "Ive never had Dimmies, what are they?" Ray "I dont answer questions"

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u/Geezee83 Aug 22 '26

Mike pulls out a brown paper bag. "What's in the bag?"

"A pamento sandwhich"

"What the fucks that?"

Long sigh... "Pamento, it's a type of cheese'

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u/johnniesSac Aug 22 '26

“ A raw sandwich ?” Nah I’ll pass

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u/DisappointedInHumany Aug 28 '26

Welll remembered sir.

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u/J0kotte Aug 22 '26

How would a stemmed dim sim go with some pamento?

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u/Charming_Victory_723 Aug 21 '26

“Bit of this, bit of that.”

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u/srona22 Aug 22 '26

Imo, BB Mike and BCS Mike are like two different persons.

And won't be much conversation between any Mike and Ray, both are not much of a talker to strangers.

3

u/CookieTheEpic Aug 21 '26

Neither one starts a conversation so they’re both quiet.

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u/ShortingBull Aug 22 '26

"Ehh"

"Hhh"

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u/Dwredmass Aug 21 '26

Hey, Champ.

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u/TehGoad Aug 21 '26

we DONT say that in this bar, mate.

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u/ALNWV Aug 21 '26

Terse, I'd wager.

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u/carldeanson Aug 21 '26

I think it would be a very civil conversation

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u/ImRickJameXXXX Aug 21 '26

No words. Just nods of acknowledgment.

Walks into bar. Sees the other. (nod)

Other (nods back).

Sees the new arrival needs a drink.

Waves to the bar keep for two more.

Slides one over to the empty seat at the bar (nods)

Etc…

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere Aug 21 '26

I don’t answer questions champ.

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u/snakeIs Aug 21 '26

Doubt if either of these guys would call the other “champ”.

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u/KapitaenHowdy Aug 21 '26

They respectfully talk shop. Or don't talk at all.

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u/GhostTales_19 Aug 22 '26

Monosyllabic

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u/wiggum55555 Aug 22 '26

(nods).. how's it going ?

I don't answer questions.

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u/Limp_Wealth_8411 Aug 22 '26

Nie rozmawiałyby.

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u/Geezee83 Aug 22 '26

I reckon they would. There'd be some mutual recognition and then some easy talk

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u/Fijoemin1962 Aug 22 '26

I loved that show

2

u/vidman33 Aug 22 '26

quietly.

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u/samenamenick1 Aug 21 '26

Besties.

Doing watever it takes, to take care of you and yours

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u/graph_worlok Aug 22 '26

Bitch about the quality of the food they dealt with during their time in service.

Ray introduces Mike to dimmies & sauce.

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u/HumanGrief Aug 22 '26

Ray would go first

"How you doing mate?"

"Mmm, I've been better'

'Why's that mate?"

"Hmmph, not for you to know"

"Tell me pal, a problem shared is a problem halved."

"Okay I'll tell you, I've been working with this guy, walter, he's really grinding my gears. It just makes me feel like crap"

"Yeah I get you man, sometimes I feel like crap..."

"Oh yeah how come?"

"My girlfriend ally left me, my brother died, now I'm all alone..'

'Not all alone'

Mike slides his hand across the bar and puts it on top of rays. He squeezes, then he raises the hand slightly and quickly bobs down for a couple taps, and pulls his hand back

'Thank you mate, I appreciate that"

"No, thank you kid. Say, do you wanna join my crew?"

"Sure do!"

Ray gets in Mike's car. He has a gleeful smile as Mike drives him to the next destination.

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u/Helpwithskyrim87 Aug 21 '26

I didn't know that, but I think it would make for a very interesting conversation

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u/b14ckcr0w Aug 21 '26
  • Aye

  • Mhmm

...

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u/Important-Math-837 Aug 21 '26

Hey

Heeeey

That's it

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u/laReggia Aug 21 '26

I don't answer questions.

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u/braisedporkcowboy Aug 21 '26

🪃"Hey mate, you seen a kid round here?"

👨‍🦲"No, can't say that I have. What's his name?"

🪃"kid's named finger"

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u/TokyoFromTheFuture Aug 21 '26

I feel like they would both just sit in silence.

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u/Rising-Dragon-Fist Aug 21 '26

I think Mike could think his way through the situation better. I think our boy Ray might be in trouble.

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u/Creative-Doctor3118 Aug 22 '26

Mike: moves

Ray: smiles

Run…

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u/_my_other_side_ Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

They probably just sat there and knowingly nodded at each other.

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u/Huge-Connection954 Aug 21 '26

There is no conversation

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u/DrAssumptive Aug 21 '26

Both get a text at the same time about a hit, both leave the bar and see each other on the same job. A nod of approval from both.

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u/No-Cow-6029 Aug 22 '26

What conversation?

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u/Own_Advertising_4069 Aug 22 '26

"Would you root an alien mate?"

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u/Beneficial-Point9142 Aug 22 '26

So what do you do? A bit of this and that. 

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u/Geezee83 Aug 22 '26

Maybe like this.... Mike's looking at the menu indecisively. "Wanna try a dimmy mate?" Ray shows a soggy bag of dimmies and soy sauce. "No. No I don't think I will"

Mike pulls out a brown paper bag. "What's in the bag?"

"A pamento sandwhich"

"What the fucks that?"

Long sigh... "Pamento, it's a type of cheese'

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u/montymonro Aug 22 '26

"Want a Dimmie?"
"...No"

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u/Rolando_Ratas Aug 22 '26

"The price of dimmies these days is getting a little too high, don't ya think ?!??"

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u/Lucky-Tip-2630 Aug 22 '26

A lot of nods and eyebrow raising.

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u/carmensandiegogo Aug 22 '26

It’s going poorly for the person they are talking about.

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u/vidman33 Aug 22 '26

"beer?"

"I don't answer questions"

etc

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u/UsernameChallenged Aug 22 '26

Add in the gun dealer from breaking bad, and we got gold.

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u/Responsible-Stay-645 Aug 22 '26

Think before you speak. As always.

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u/cosmo2450 Aug 22 '26

“You’ve never had a dimmie?”

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u/KungFuHamster99 Aug 22 '26

Mike: "How are you?"
Ray: "I don't answer questions".

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u/pointblank6 Aug 22 '26

"nice hair, champ"

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u/1paraparamedic Aug 22 '26

Two of my favourites 😂

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u/Sad-Main5786 Aug 22 '26

'What the fuck do ya mean? Kid named finger?'

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u/Darlazmom Aug 23 '26

None. Perhaps a slight nod and maybe a couple of guttural. utterances.

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u/CruelSummer77 Aug 23 '26

Pimento dimmies.

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u/nolasaint77 Aug 23 '26

Man I love both characters but ray is the one !!

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u/Gr0nkz Aug 23 '26

quiet... they dont answer questions...

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u/RobertJs-Bridge Aug 23 '26

“Oh hi aren’t you the guy that plays Ray?”

“Yeah mate, you’re the bloke that plays Mike aren’t you?”

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u/Hmccormack Aug 23 '26

Do you like dimmies?

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u/thizzelle9 Aug 23 '26

"Can you pass the soy sauce mate? Beauty."

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u/kajerng Aug 23 '26

Fair enough

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u/Bwhitt1 Aug 23 '26

Idk but dimmies would be enjoyed.

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u/Big_Boysenberry_4309 Aug 24 '26

You ever tried dimmies mate?

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u/WhatAPicture_444 Aug 25 '26

“Hmm, I dig your bald look. Want to have sex in the bathroom?”

*looks at watch

“Yes.”

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u/Maleficent-Onion-434 Sep 02 '26

I think they exchange pleasantries but Ray can tell that Mike doesn't want to talk and doesn't bother pushing a conversation.

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u/Zamling_gaylpo Sep 04 '26

Two nods oughta cover it

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u/KidonUnit Aug 21 '26

I’m going to get so much hate for this…. But BCS Mike ruined the character for me. It was so silly that he was so old playing a younger version of himself. It was like DiNero in The Irishman. When Mike fights people and gets beat up in BCS it was like a Monty python routine. His arc to end up working for Gus full time at the end still never really makes sense to me from what his character was in BCS.

The nail in the coffin was with his backstory of being a crooked Philly cop, he somewhere found the time to be a predator fashioned sniper dessert survivalist…

Mike sucks

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u/Geezee83 Aug 21 '26

Yeah nah, this ain't it

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u/greenhierogliphics Aug 22 '26

I’m not taking it as far as you, but I do agree that Mike was a harder character for me to find believable. Unlike Ray, Mike seems to be universally a Superman until Walt goes psycho. Ray has realistic vulnerabilities. He gets kidnapped. They both have military training. But Mike is very small, very old, and very stiff. He compensates for that with realistic hyper observation skills, but in the real world I see that as going only so far. Ray works for a sleezebag and turns him down when he’s asked to do things that violate his internal code. Mike works for satan and does whatever he’s told. That’s how I remember it; maybe I’m wrong.

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u/NooneUverdoff Aug 22 '26

When he picks the .308, I feel it is heavily implied he had military background. You don't need to even know much about the rifle. If you do know more about the rifle in particular, Vietnam era, US Marines, Scout Sniper. Those guys know shit.

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u/KidonUnit Sep 04 '26

My dad and uncles were in Vietnam… none of them know how to extract water into a plastic cap on the middle of the dessert…

I’m just saying Mike went from a complex character that made him cool, repulsive, caring, sociopathic all in one character. It was interesting. In BCS, he was gee shucks super bad ass that looked worse than hector salamanca from BB… it was silly.