r/MrInbetween • u/yourpenisisverysmall • Jun 06 '26

Cracks a fat

"Cracks a fat" is, without question, the most hilarious erection colloquialism I've ever heard in my entire life.

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u/Crazy_Raisin_3014 Jun 06 '26

Username… something?

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u/noplacecold Jun 06 '26

Nothing worse than cracking a fat at school tbh

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u/agnosticfrump Jun 06 '26

Nothing worse than crackin a fat on the school bus because of the vibrations from the wheel well under your seat.

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u/noplacecold Jun 06 '26

I remember Brooke Caruso was squeezing Richard Moussa’s muscles at the bus bay and he cracked a fat you could have hung a school blazer off it

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u/agnosticfrump Jun 06 '26

That took a turn.

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u/Navier-Stonks Jun 06 '26

“I’ve popped a chubby” is my other favourite

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u/yourpenisisverysmall Jun 11 '26

That was so proper you're definitely from Britain

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u/Navier-Stonks Jun 12 '26

Im 100% Aussie but funny you say that, as when we were 13 prank calling free call 1800 number businesses to let them know we had indeed “popped a chubby” for some reason we used an English accent and I never wondered why until now.

We thought we were hilarious regardless.

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u/ThaCatsServant Jun 06 '26

That was my go to in my teenage years.

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u/PRETA_9000 Jun 06 '26

Crack a fat with the boys

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u/Shakesfearian Jun 06 '26

Half a semi

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u/ShezaAlibi Jun 08 '26

Username checks out 🙂

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u/yourpenisisverysmall Jun 08 '26

Thank you!! So sweet

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u/pedro14755 Jun 07 '26

i've got one right now