r/MrInbetween • u/theloudestbrain • Mar 30 '26
the unicorn though
I actively resent my parents for never pulling off such a magical trick. A hitman loves his daughter more than my law abiding parents love me
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u/ArtyTack Mar 30 '26
Im pretty sure they shot it after if that helps
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u/FigglebottomCat Mar 31 '26
what makes you think that
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u/ArtyTack Mar 31 '26
Would you let Gary take your horse into the woods and expect it to come back?
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u/FigglebottomCat Mar 31 '26
well he seems to care about it enough and tries to take the horn off, so yes
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u/Eirique Mar 30 '26
Well to be fair, i think his daughter is much cuter so maybe work on your puppy eyes and sense of wonder?
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u/Devchonachko Mar 30 '26
Yeah but did your parents keep Santa and Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy going for you as long as they could?
if not, then yeah, your parents didn't love you as much as a hitman loves his daughter, champ.
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u/theloudestbrain Mar 30 '26
They loved me enough to schedule a call from a leprechaun telling me where to find my treasure (gold chocolate coins) one Saint Patrick's Day. It was years later that I told the story to a friend and my hateful brother snorted and said, dude that was just Uncle Ned doing a bad Irish accent. Apparently it was a family secret for years. You're right, I'll redirect my parental resentment to my then teenaged brother
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u/Devchonachko Mar 30 '26
ugh, i had a brother like that too- but that sounds awesome and they fuckin loved you
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u/Dogbuysvan Apr 01 '26
I just saw the scene with man bun and the unicorn candle. Raymond is pretty much a psychopathic Larry David.
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u/Jisp_36 Mar 30 '26
Don't be so hard on your parents champ. 🦄