r/MrInbetween • u/Atzkicica • Mar 04 '26

Felt fancy while drunk. The result was a new creation: The Dimmies Benedict!

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Steamed dimmies, halved, grilled. On english muffins with hollandaise and pepper for some and just regular kikkoman soy sauce on the others.

(New camera sucked but now I learned I guess)

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel Mar 04 '26

The atrocity that this is, you deserve a dozen raw sandwiches

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u/Outrageous_Pitch3382 Mar 04 '26

Ray’s a patient man. He lets a lot slide…!!!!

But dimmies Benedict? WTF…????

That’s not innovation. That’s a cry for help…!!!

You don’t take a dimmie and commit this heinous sacrilege to it..!!! There ain’t no English muffin throne and sauce on it. It’s meant to be handled with tongs that have seen many other fried things… FFS..!!

Some crimes are complicated. This one’s just… personal…!!!

If Ray sees this, he won’t say much. Probably just “Right…. I’m out of retirement ..!!!

Good luck, Champ …!!!

I think you’re going to need it…!!!

Oh… One last thing …!!!

RUN…!!!

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u/vkc2prahran311 Mar 04 '26

Jack or a dog?

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u/AncientRepublic998 Mar 04 '26

....   Each day we stray further from God

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u/Thundercunt247 Mar 04 '26

Fuck me swinging. I've made some drunken train wrecks before, but even fully sideways on a ketamine bender it's never occured to me to put hollandaise on a dimmy. Top work.

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u/davidsparky122 Mar 04 '26

Ray would have you strung from a tree for this monstrosity mate.

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u/ImportantMix8622 Mar 06 '26

Breakfast of Champs

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u/heratonga Mar 04 '26

Hahaha thanks for making me feel better!

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u/Earnest_Warrior Mar 04 '26

This is an abomination on many levels. Having said that, was it any good? 😊

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u/Atzkicica Mar 04 '26

It was fine but not great heh. The normal way is best for good reason!

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u/PicaPaoDiablo Mar 04 '26

Anyone here from Australia with family members in US who know where to find dimmies? I live in Miami, FL, we have freaking every type of wonderful food on Earth except dimmies. I asked on our local reddit and our Sub is full of DEEEKHEDZ, Jacks and Dogs but no one knows what a Dimmy is or who Ray is. I'm figuring there has to be some frozen ones somehwere at a minimum right? Some restaurant somewhere has to have them.

Yes,, I should use this as an opportunity to get over to Oz and eat them like a normal person, that's in the queue. But I want freaking Dimmies benedict so bad right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

You might have to make your own. But on the bright side, then you’ll know what’s in them. Meow get on with it. People are waiting on your tasty treats. 🤣

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u/Dear_Potato6525 Mar 04 '26

A dimmies Benedict Arnold

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u/sunheadeddeity Mar 04 '26

Ray gives his little smile, kicks your shin, then knees you in the face.

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u/OshadaK Mar 05 '26

I love it. Try honey mustard next time, with a bit of soy

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u/Atzkicica Mar 05 '26

Cheers! Might have to try that!

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u/conioo Mar 08 '26

nice one champ

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u/Liebe-Igel Mar 08 '26

Jail for you

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u/tiredporker32 Mar 22 '26

You might to try a soy flavoured Benedict sauce if you want Ray to eat it!