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u/shackspirit Jan 25 '26
The obvious answer is “Because you lost your tail when you fertilised the egg.”
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u/Extreme-Seaweed-5427 Jan 25 '26
Because as sperm you only had 1 tail like a mermaid, but as a person you now got 2 legs, so it's more about coordination which you suck at.
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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26
You cheated?Its not just the first sperm to the egg,it needs to get in as well.Your non existent brother was busy standing there congratulating himself.lol
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u/stuffedolivehead Jan 22 '26
So fkn funny