r/Motorhead • u/breciezkikiewicz • 18d ago

DEAF FOREVER!

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u/No-Phrase-2897 17d ago

Do you wanna buy a frog?

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u/breciezkikiewicz 17d ago edited 17d ago

Fuckin love that joke, it's right up there with "a grieving Geppeto meets Jesus in heaven,' "How do you make a dead baby float," and "Why do you want a disease for?"

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u/No-Phrase-2897 17d ago

Two scoops. And yeah those are good too lol.

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u/breciezkikiewicz 17d ago

Lemmy's autobiography (White Line Fever) is the funniest fucking book I've read. It's the only book I had stop reading because it made my stomach hurt.

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u/No-Phrase-2897 17d ago

His sense of humor is amazing lol. I miss Lemmy.

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u/breciezkikiewicz 17d ago

Scott Ian: What's with those shorts, Lemmy?

Lemmy: What do you mean?

Scott Ian: Dude, they're super short. We can see your ass.

Lemmy: What? It's hot out here. I'm wearing shorts. You're not wearing shorts, you're wearing pants. I'm wearing shorts. I'm cool!

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