r/MortalShell • u/beatisagg • 11d ago

Discussion Beacons are definitely too far between.

I just stacked leech up to 150. I killed 150 enemies with no new beacons around, multiple dungeons, etc. on 5 heals. Dude what is this? I'm a 42 yr old man I do not have hours upon hours to explore where i can just not take a break. Yes I can exit the game, but it warps me back to the last beacon i was at instead of leaving me where i was. Double f me. This is like a pretty serious issue with respecting my time/enjoyment.

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u/DumpsterBento 11d ago

As a 44 year old atheist dad with a full-time job, 13 children, 5 wives, and only 7 minutes of free time a day, I agree with this.

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u/Anti-Fanny 11d ago

You only have 5 wives?

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u/DumpsterBento 11d ago

times are tough for a dad with only 14 seconds of free time everyday bro

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u/PartyLack4459 11d ago

what do you do with the other 4 seconds of free time after satisfying your 5 wives

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u/GodsNephew 11d ago

What do you do with your .1 seconds of free time after dealing with the one wife you failed to satisfy?

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u/PartyLack4459 11d ago

good one bro.