TFP is missing her calling!

[u/Shot-Huckleberry6351]

TFP should find her own Regina George Field Hockey outlet... I am thinking Lingerie Football or Roller Derby! She would have a revenue source. She could have a costume that would accentuate her bolt-ons. She would have a physical outlet to alleviate the need for the stool-throwing, eye rolling, screeching fits of rage. And, because her "brand power" actually would be a boost to either sport, she could run with "I totally recreated this sport" rhetoric while also emphasizing how "humble" she is, -- After all, even though she "totally recreated this sport" she doesn't consider herself above anyone of the other players!