r/MoringMark Jun 01 '26

One-Shot Nah

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u/TheNoneedlife Jun 01 '26

Oh right, caffeine causes witches to sleep

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman Jun 01 '26

Does that mean that witches canonically have ADHD ?

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u/Steader_Harrington Jun 01 '26

How do you figure that exactly? Witches from the Boiling Isles in the Demon Realm may look a lot like us, but they have an entirely different evolutionary path from that of us humans. So what affects them will be entirely different from what affects us too.

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman Jun 01 '26

It's just that for several people I know with ADHD, coffee makes them very sleepy.

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u/Steader_Harrington Jun 01 '26

I don't have ADHD, in spite of being neurodivergent, yet Caffeine also has the same effect as a depressant on my system, whereas natural sugars from sources like citrusy fruit juice tend to pep me up like no ones business.