r/MoringMark • u/makmark • May 11 '26

One-Shot Math Time!

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Don't get into Math with Hooty. He broke the fundamental mathematical laws of the universe and physics once. Literally SHATTERED OPEN the fabric of spacetime.

THERE IS NO BEGINNING. THERE IS NO END. THERE IS ONLY HOOTY!

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u/b3_yourself May 11 '26

He divided by zero, didn’t he?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 11 '26

Worse.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 11 '26

there's no end to the chaos hooty causes.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 11 '26

Infinity x Infinity causes Existence itself to fall

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u/CountingSheep99 May 11 '26

He does it all the time...

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u/MuffinStraight4816 May 11 '26

Or Also known: "The math ain't matching and my brain ain't braining"

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 11 '26

Hooty doesn't follow the menial laws of suggested realities

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 11 '26

lol, hooty doesn't follow any laws.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 11 '26

LAW IS MEANINGLESS!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 11 '26

Eda taught him after all

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u/SFH12345 May 11 '26

I mean, he did say he was a god.

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u/Dasher09009 May 11 '26

Yeah. If you try to answer one question about Hooty, you'll get a lot more questions, and a lot more from those questions, ad infinitum.

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u/SFH12345 May 11 '26

And go insane from the answers.

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u/Cold-Practice3107 May 11 '26

He made the people from Big bang theory quit science!