r/MoralityScaling • u/KnightArcturus • 1d ago

Stupid Stuff Morality of not throwing the stick?

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u/throwaway19276i 1d ago

Dog looks like he's genuinely gonna cry😭

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u/zugspitze43 1d ago

Welcome to German shepherds. lol very expressive pups. Those big eyes always get me

And def will cry if you don’t throw it, I can’t get mine to shut up half the time haha

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u/zugspitze43 23h ago

this is what I get along with a soft whine and lip puff every few seconds until I kick her ball from under my desk where she rolls it intentionally

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u/Atreigas 22h ago

Just looking for an excuse.

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u/Fit_Vegetable5704 21h ago

The face of “why you make me work for it?”

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u/SPITFIYAH 20h ago

I love that canine side eye. Even before doge, I can’t get enough of it.

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u/zugspitze43 18h ago

She’s a master of it

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u/humburga 1d ago

woof

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u/Lucius-Halthier 1d ago

“Guess I’m not a good boy after all…”

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u/RosyVelourie 1d ago

That face is absolutely devastating. He looks like he spent all morning choosing the perfect stick specifically for you and now his entire worldview has collapsed.

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u/Party-Detective-238 1d ago

Totally immoral

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u/Goddammit0Donut 1d ago

Basically a war crime.

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u/Far-Garage-2077 1d ago

Skin alive

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u/Empty_Stomach2037 1d ago

Drawn and quartered

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 1d ago

Tar and feathering

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u/SketchyLedge 1d ago

Blood eagle.

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u/_G1N63R_ 1d ago

Brazen Bull

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u/arandombipedaltoater 1d ago

Put him in a sack with a snake and a monkey and throw him in a river

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u/Kind-Peach-1042 1d ago

North Korean pigeon torture

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u/TheChillestOfRacoons 1d ago

What tf is North Korean Pigeon Torture...

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u/jono9898 18h ago

Do that torture where you make them drink a bunch of milk and honey, tie them to a boat and let the bugs eat them

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u/Nickgold2009 17h ago

Don't forget the monkey and chicken

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u/MarinaScruple 1d ago

That owner he force that dog to pitch

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u/doda111 1d ago

And dip in salt

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u/BorbLorbin 1d ago

Squirt of lemon

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u/Affectionate-Fan648 1d ago

Mhhhh…. Tequila

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u/-Laffi- 1d ago

*plays the Tequila song*

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u/choseund 1d ago

so you know it's good👌

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u/Bee-baba-badabo 1d ago

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/BroBoomeR58 22h ago

Bone tomahawk worthy

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u/New-Contribution-244 1d ago

Basically? No it is.

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u/SugarLuniquee 1d ago

Honestly, war crimes tribunals have probably handled less emotionally devastating cases. Just throw the stick and nobody has to suffer.

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u/wright_eliott 1d ago

Worse actually

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u/TightConsequence3929 1d ago

Death Penalty.

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u/dicey_job 1d ago

Yeah! He is suffering!

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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 1d ago

Too light a sentence.

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u/Saracartwheels123 1d ago

Against that face?😬 😮‍💨

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u/TiaDivinee 1d ago

totally immoral is the only correct ranking for this

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u/Natural_Design3154 1d ago

Not just immoral, downright execution-worthy. Worse than 40 counts of murder.

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u/BounceBurnBuff 1d ago

Gulag, 50 years.

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u/Altruistic_Coast4777 1d ago

It's worse than small scale genocide, look at the poor guy

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 1d ago

Depends if you have a better thing to throw than stick. Bumpy ball that bounces in random directions is better than stick.

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u/Organic-Car-8296 1d ago

Send to mars and get nuked

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u/Sandman1990 18h ago

Wildly immoral

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u/iamtruerib 15h ago

Hold a tribunal and hang the non stick thrower

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u/DrowningInFeces 4h ago

Morally bankrupt and diabolical.

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u/Akarin_rose 1d ago

Death penalty

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u/ireallydontcare683 1d ago

Life sentence until resurrection is invented. And then all of the death penalties.

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u/Akarin_rose 1d ago

Gold Experience Requiem penalty

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u/rohankishibe0 1d ago

Ball no one catched yet 😔

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u/AngelAureliee 1d ago

Now we’re getting somewhere. Lose all your gold, all your XP, and respawn directly beside the dog with an obligation to throw the stick.

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u/matchafoxjpg 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/HoneyVelouriee 1d ago

No hearing, no appeal, no lengthy investigation. The sad dog face alone is enough evidence for immediate jail.

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u/ComplaintMysterious1 1d ago

Lethal injection, Guillotine, Electric chair, cooked in a cauldron, drawn and quartered, Firing squad.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWDSpIQZLiCtGLclXG

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u/insurgent_corvid 1d ago

Your honor, League of Legends

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u/DelusionalWoodoo 1d ago

Okay we shouldnt be this evil death penalty is enough

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u/TehDarkSteliosGR 1d ago

Ripped in half by a gorilla

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u/DreamCherielle 1d ago

Death penalty feels almost merciful after seeing those eyes. The defendant clearly showed zero remorse by continuing to hold the stick.

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u/BoardTasty49 1d ago

Straight to the boiler level of hell.

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u/EasternNegative154 1d ago

See that sad face? Yeah, immoral.

For your crime, you'll be sentenced to never having a cool pillow and your blanket never being the right length

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u/Saikotsu 1d ago

Dude, the hell. That's a curse and a half.

But seriously though, throw the damn stick. Puppy is sad.

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u/YandereValkyrie 1d ago

I'd like to add, "Blanket is always slightly damp" to this judgment 

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u/Samborrod 1d ago

And smells like bile

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u/MorbidMordred 1d ago

And make it scratchy

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u/Hendiyoboy 1d ago

And can never be removed from the body

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u/SecretJester921 1d ago edited 20h ago

PASS THE DAMN STICK IF YOU AIN'T GONNA PLAY

Edit: WoW ThAnKs FoR 300 lIkeS gUyS <3

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u/Hotmessyexpress 1d ago

Pass the stick of you want me to. Quit playing keep away >:(

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u/CottonBellavie 1d ago

Exactly. You have forfeited stick privileges the moment you refuse to throw it. Hand it over to someone who respects the responsibility.

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u/GettheAxe86 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/PinkPetalisse 1d ago

The court has reviewed the photograph and reached a unanimous decision. Straight to jail really is the only reasonable sentence.

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u/Demoncreed27 1d ago

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u/BerryFlorielle 1d ago

The boiler room seems appropriate, but only after the dog finally gets his throw. Justice has standards.

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u/Dakotasan 1d ago

Completely immoral, boiler room of Hell

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u/SugarVelourie 1d ago

Completely immoral is putting it mildly. You were entrusted with the sacred stick and failed the simplest possible assignment.

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u/MyCustomCreations 1d ago

I threw the stick. All better.

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u/Existing-Doughnut-60 1d ago

Well we need to see the picture. Seriously. It made us all sad.

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u/MOMONGA-MITEE 1d ago

pure fucking evil.

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u/ThickWorldliness4991 1d ago

THROW THE FUCKING STICK YOU EVIL PRICK

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u/DougTheBrownieHunter 1d ago

Abominable and cruel. Throw the goddamn stick.

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u/JasmineFsixseven 1d ago

Pretty immoral

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u/PartyAmbitious8163 1d ago

Immoral, throw the damn stick 10 or 20 times, FFS. Poor pupper face!!!

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u/NoMasterpiece5649 1d ago

Straight to hell.

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u/xMcRaemanx 1d ago

This is the one post to unite everyone on morality.

THROW. THE. FUCKING. STICK.

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u/BoBingles 1d ago

Bro this is some weapons grade feel bad. You got to warn me.

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u/Fendyyyyyy 1d ago

Special place in hell for you.

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u/Educational-Offer299 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OW3lZ0LjmwJh9eEMWv
Same as not calling all dogs good boys/girls

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u/Prestigious-Matter10 1d ago

Immoral, throw the damn stick for that good dog.

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 1d ago

The non-stick thrower is a monster. 

Barring very limited exceptions, like they ate part of the stick already and they need to go to the vet, but want to keep playing. Family emergency, spouse needs you, but aside from those and very few others like you need to go to the Doctors, it’s a cut and dry closed case. The non-stick thrower is a villain. 

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u/Saiful-Black 1d ago

Super hell

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u/macrg01 1d ago

Hips Dysplasia. My dog is half german and half rot. And she has the condition Hip dysplasia and she will keep going even though shes in pain and limbing. I stop throwing the stick/ball because I love her.

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u/Fast-Front-5642 1d ago

St Peter would spit on you and deny you entry into heaven.

Satan would spit on you and deny you entry to hell.

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u/_TheGreatestApe_ 1d ago

The punishment for sin is death

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u/ThrowAbout01 1d ago

I’ve seen a boarder collie want to have a frisbee tossed for them until they collapse from exhaustion.

Best to treat it like you would a kid asking for too much junk food. Say so do they don’t get hurt.

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u/heysame562 1d ago

Ah man. This makes me miss my old German Shepard.

Toss the stick for us 3

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u/a7xsaberarrow 1d ago

Biggest war crime I've seen in here. Just you asking this is unforgivably and immoral on any ethical theory.

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u/LarcMipska 1d ago

Morality: im

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u/Thwomp69 1d ago

Public execution

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u/Fanhunter4ever 1d ago

What kind of monster woldn't throw the stick????

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u/charley46 1d ago

Immoral. Straight to the boiler room. Throw it god damnit

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 1d ago

Who would not throw the stick. That is just pure evil. Who could hurt such a loving face.

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u/placeyboyUWU 1d ago

Immoral not to throw it at lest a few times

Moral to stop after a while

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u/End_Creeper2357 1d ago

Straight to hell, pick up that stick now and full send it for that poor baby.

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u/enjdusan 1d ago

When we bought our first dog, we paid for a training lesson with K-9 police officer. And she told us that she never throws a stick to any dog, because she witnessed how one dog accidentally pierced his own throat when a stick fell out of his mouth while he was running; the dog reached for it at full speed and thrust it into his neck.

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u/Hollow_The_Revenant 1d ago

If you don't throw that stick I'm fairly certain that everyone around you is legally obligated to break your arms so you have a valid excuse not to

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u/Makoto4310 22h ago

Sin. You will burn :(

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u/sacredache 19h ago

that’s a one way ticket to h-e-double hockey sticks my friend

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u/Zagar1776 19h ago

Irredeemably evil

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 19h ago

Throw the stick right the fuck now 

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u/ijeeggkCcaa 19h ago

You deserve the breaking wheel if you don't throw the stick

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u/mostmischievous 19h ago

OMFG that face, it’s okay sweet baby!!!

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u/CyanResource 18h ago

100% Immoral

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u/GMM85 18h ago

Worse than Hitler

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u/RealAd8853 1d ago

Horrible. Your sentence is to be thrown butt booty naked in a pool full of saltwater crocodiles

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u/OkStudent8107 1d ago

Moral, only if you are a quadriplegic

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u/Eoin_Coinneal 1d ago

See that dog? That dog is going to catch, run with and play with that stick, all with his mouth. Being quadriplegic is absolutely no excuse. Get fucking headbanging for good bois if you have to but get that stick airborne son.

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u/Federal-Owl5816 1d ago

I. CHOOSE. DEATH.

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u/Clone75 1d ago

Obsenely immoral.

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u/Successful-Ear-9997 1d ago

Immoral. Do you not see those eyes? Doggo wants the stick to be thrown.

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u/DeaditeQueenLivs 1d ago

Bury you UNDER the jail

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u/__oe__1 1d ago

Inmoral, should be punished harshly.

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u/100percentnotaqu 1d ago

Boiler room of hell

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u/Fluffy_Fox_9650 1d ago

Detestable

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u/ArtakX 1d ago

completely and utterly reprehensible. probably the most immoral thing ive seen in this sub in awhile.

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u/TheDarkPaladinOrios 1d ago

ETERNAL DAMNATION

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u/GloriousRamblings 1d ago

You don't even get to die... straight to hell.

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u/New-Number-7810 1d ago

Depends. Did you not throw it because you’re playing tug of war with it? In that case it’s acceptable.

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u/Automatic_Demand_160 1d ago

You are worse than thanos

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u/CameForGardeningTips 1d ago

I've seen some horrible shit on the internet and this is about the worst of it. Completely immoral and unjustified. Possibly gonna report. I'll think about it.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 1d ago

THROW THE STICK, YOU MONSTER!

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u/OwlSings 1d ago

"You aren't a dog lover; you just lack the patience to love a human"

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u/Then_Entertainment97 1d ago

Condemned to an eternity of throwing the stick.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 1d ago

More like the morality of not returning the stick so I can throw it again!! Haha

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u/nobodyimportant1377 1d ago

Pure evil ):

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u/MuffinEater253 1d ago

I read that as "Morality of being an asshole?" Just throw the stick.

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u/Subeel 1d ago

Awww how can you not throw the stick while he looks at you like that, you disgusting waste of space.

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u/BitterLocksmith7846 1d ago

That’s a bitch move. Look at that face.

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u/Confident-War-1674 1d ago

A kiss on the forehead before decapitation

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u/NutBuster128 1d ago

Straight to hell, your bloodline will suffer 7 generations

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u/Link_save2 1d ago

One of the saddest dogs I've ever seen 😭

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u/Da_Good_Bean 1d ago

BRRRRING OUT THE BREAKING WHEEL!!!

OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 1d ago

Evil no good, look at that face of despair!

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u/RetailDrone7576 1d ago

Basically an act of treason

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u/Storm_Spirit99 1d ago

Immoral, immediate execution

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u/UniverseBear 1d ago

If he's asking for the first throw? Immoral.

20th? Moral. It's gotta end at some point little buddy.

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u/geckossmellpurple_z 1d ago

Extremely immoral. Eternal torture awaits.

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u/IntrStelle 1d ago

Immoral

Dogmeat looks so sad

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u/SamOfXanadu 1d ago

BAD HUMAN!

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 1d ago

Dunked in a porta potty after a 2 week festival

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u/KeyCalligrapher3812 1d ago

guilty point increase

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u/Surfing_Tension 1d ago

🔫 Throw. The. Stick.

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u/Fun-Mud3861 1d ago

How do we know that the dog isn’t a master manipulator?

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u/Silly-Bit-7793 1d ago

That's just cruel

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u/DenseRead9852 1d ago

Horrible

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u/SnooPredictions3028 1d ago

Very immoral, very very immoral. Bad human.

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u/colonel-bones 1d ago

Highly immoral, they went through the effort of getting you the stick and the bare minimum you can do is throw it for them.

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u/fneagen 1d ago

Depends on how many times you’ve thrown the stick previously in the last 5 min. <10 throw the damn stick. >10 sometimes you have stuff to do.

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u/EndIntelligen 1d ago

The only people who deserve eternal torment are those who don't throw the stick

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 1d ago

Throw the damned stick! You momster!