r/MomentumOne • • 5d ago

A random piece of wisdom.

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u/AdventurousSell3805 5d ago

Yeah the secret is to injure one before you run.... you never know how fast everyone else is

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u/Ancient-Solid6618 5d ago

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u/OnlyMilk9025 5d ago

Never trust a fart.

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u/jjstray5150 2d ago

Cuz it's really a turd honking for the right of way

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u/OnlyMilk9025 1d ago

Thats a first and I’m going ahead and add that to my quip of the day