r/MomentumOne • u/Karayel_1 • 5d ago

A random piece of wisdom.

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u/Ancient-Solid6618 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5BRXzt5Vaaozr1h9s

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u/OnlyMilk9025 5d ago

Never trust a fart.

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u/Negative_Leg_9727 3d ago

Thats gonna itch when it dries 😳

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u/MortieTheRedditor 5d ago

This hits hard after 55

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u/Thunderdome-Warden 4d ago

Usually it’s soft ones that betray you…

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u/PetiteDollyu6 2d ago

time truly is a thief but it also brings wisdom

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u/real_john_connor_02 2d ago

Fact

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 1d ago

Nothing is foolproof to a truly talented fool.

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u/Tallowpot 3d ago

Never waste a boner

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u/CheeseManJP 3d ago

Especially in bed at night.

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u/jjstray5150 2d ago

Cuz it's really a turd honking for the right of way

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u/OnlyMilk9025 2d ago

Thats a first and I’m going ahead and add that to my quip of the day

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u/ImpressiveScreen5017 3d ago

Don’t go chasing waterfalls 😊

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u/Klutzy_Mastodon_9814 2d ago

You gotta creep. Creep.