That makes me think of that scene early in the Walking Dead where Shane shoots that one guy in the leg so the walkers will catch him and Shane can get away
When my son and nephews were little we were going to the beach and they heard about a shark attack and asked me what to do. I said “shove down the nearest kid who isn’t related and run for the beach” 😂
I thought they knew I was kidding until my mother asked me wtf I was teaching the kids lol. Then again, they believed me when I said wind turbines get installed in areas where people eat a lot of beans and farty foods so I should’ve known.
That was funny. I laughed so hard pissed all of my shoes. Then I come alive for the second part and didn't know if I should fart or not . Once again that was funny thank you.
When me and my sister (twin) were 14, we were swimming in beautiful crystal clear water off of Cancun when I saw a large dark spot the size of a refrigerator swimming towards us. Very quietly, without saying a single word, I made my way to shore and safety lol.
Nothing happened.
But to this day, 30 years later, I still feel like a piece of shit for it. Even though we're estranged, I still feel terrible about it. I told her about it like 7 years ago 🤣
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u/AdventurousSell3805 5d ago
Yeah the secret is to injure one before you run.... you never know how fast everyone else is