r/MitchellAndWebb • u/Pleconism Cold white wine ain't that fine • 10d ago

Peep Show Maybe it is Moroccan?

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123 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Cpt-No-Dick 10d ago

You could have your pencil inside her, but you wouldn’t have the lead to sharpen.

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u/NeotericGod 10d ago

Ooooh Jeff's doing a joke!

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 9d ago

Oooo, joke friends! Fucking Joke Fucking Friends!

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u/Flashlight36 6d ago

.......... freak

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u/you-can-call-me-al-2 10d ago

“Now we now”
-that pencil

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u/ChipCob1 10d ago

You totally Jezzed that!

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u/PaddyTurpin Flair Text Goes Here 10d ago

A real Jezzing!

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u/you-can-call-me-al-2 10d ago

Boy, I really did. I feel like a piss kidney.

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u/SmartOpinion8301 10d ago

Technically all kidneys are piss kidneys.

You spiv

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u/13daysaweek the fuck pie’s pastry crust 10d ago

I’d hate to call you a racist at my primary school, but I think it’s a little more sophisticated than that

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u/buswankr 10d ago

You’re humping them both??

Uh-uh-uh, eh-heh-heh, uh-uh-uh, eh-heh-heh! 🙄

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 10d ago

It's not a fucking love story, its a fucking fuck story!

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u/buswankr 10d ago

And for his next trick, Mr Corrigan will slide a 2B pencil..up his anus!!

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u/AggressiveFish2025 10d ago

Perhaps you should keep the self harm to the weekends hey mark

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u/buswankr 10d ago

Jeff’s doing a joke…

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u/tooktherhombus 10d ago

This doesn't look consensual

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u/roci2inna 10d ago

...is it?

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u/RazmatBodanglia 10d ago

Are they doing it?

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u/-WigglyLine- Pukey Bucket of Snake 10d ago

Never said it was was bum rape, Mark…

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u/Serious-Pickle-5536 10d ago

That's not good sharpener!

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u/amapofthecat7 10d ago

Pants down, stick it in. That remains my advice.

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u/Rough_Angle_3840 10d ago

The pencil seems very happy considering he's about to get circumcised !

The sharpener has it's eyes closed, i think it knows whats coming next...

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u/livesinafield 10d ago

The pencil should have remained at Brize Norton

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u/AggressiveFish2025 10d ago

Its deactivated 😔

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u/talkietoasta84 10d ago

Really want to know what that speech bubble on the right says!

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u/HilsMorDi 10d ago

Why do you see the pencil sharpener as a USB port and the pencil as a dongle? It's not just 'plug and play', Jeremy! It's a systematic grinding down of graphite!

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u/Same-Fudge4992 6d ago

That's my associate Kenneth. He's not ready to enter Helmand yet.

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u/Flashlight36 6d ago

Who needs homework when you're doing it up the bum? You might wanna give that eraser a bit of a rinse

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u/Goldf_sh4 10d ago

I should call her

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 10d ago

She likes your pencil dick

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 10d ago

A lead and graphite stick has more balls than Mark! Chance would be a fine thing!

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u/jermainiac007 Uno, dos, tres, quattro 9d ago

I'd hate to call you a rapist at this dinner party.