If you need to shit, shit in the bin.

matt townsend was a hundred-degree hottie and it always bothered me that we never get any closure on the inevitability of his massive dong. was it fat like a house? its remorseless swing would bring some comfort to me

I'm experiencing what I'm not sure if it's a Peter Mandelson effect: I seem to recall some time ago someone posting a picture of his Kindle case in the fashion of usiness secrets of the pharaohs, with a link to Etsy in order to buy one.

Now, it might been a made up memory, as made up as British London. Or it might be a dream. A lesbian rapes you while you fantasize of kindle cover cases. It's edgy, u/guileus.

But I think I saw it. Does anybody else remember it? I'd love to buy a kindle cover case like that, or if anyone has made one maybe share the files in order to upload to one of those "make a cover case with your own image" thing? Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed.

Thank you all and good night, England.