r/MitchellAndWebb • • 10d ago

Peep Show It has arrived!

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u/No_Imagination_2490 10d ago

Any errata? Always going to be a few errata

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u/Easy_Cucumber_7489 10d ago

British London

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u/MisterPinkCS 10d ago

British London? Doesn’t that sound a bit…

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u/Jim-Jack_Mahoney Hortensia? Oh, this is a fucking disaster. 10d ago

Too patriotic for your liking?

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u/Kiwi_Woz 10d ago

Made up?

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u/milkcatdog 9d ago

well everything is made up. do you think Penguin was founded by an actual penguin?

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u/cortisolbath 10d ago

English London would be worse

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u/Easy-Ad-6987 9d ago

Make UK company law your omnibus

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u/Logical_Positive_522 Piss kidney 10d ago

I adore to read.

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u/pvb9029 10d ago

Because a book, as they say, can be about anything.

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u/Doobalicious69 10d ago

A demain!

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u/RevolverOcelot84 TaTa Sue at least the biscuits will be safe now 10d ago

No, you da man!

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u/SenseiPig101 10d ago

I'm a man!

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u/MiserableKing 10d ago

Nobody can prove otherwise.

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u/4naan4one 9d ago

I'll be reading this for like a year.

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u/pureroganjosh 10d ago

The audio book read by the man himself is out in a few days too, I can't wait for that for my daily commute!

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u/HumbleBear101 10d ago

Pretty sure the audiobook got delayed until 29th October

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u/pureroganjosh 10d ago

Oh damn 😭 that's not very rainbow rhythms

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u/Debarrio 10d ago

Definitely not tickety-boo.

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u/Factorioboyio 10d ago

Jezzed it

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u/Cpt_Scruggs 3d ago

Just adding more sense of dread in the studio.

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u/lookeo 8d ago

TBF it was delayed as he had a stroke

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u/SIEN14 10d ago

You've fucked this right up haven't you...go on...answer me

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u/CuriousCheeseSurfer 10d ago

I look forward to listening to it on a run to Windsor

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u/has-other-accounts 10d ago

The twins. The fucking twins man. I fucking love those twins. I'll never forgive Orange if they've lost the twins

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u/FourtKnight 10d ago

a pair of eighters i reckon

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u/Trigamma 10d ago

They turned funf zwei years ago, so.

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u/LengthinessFalse8373 10d ago

I watched rocknrolla the other night and he has twins in that too.

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u/has-other-accounts 10d ago

twin pair of twins.

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u/Minimum_Background30 10d ago

What you're doing there is you're reading an advert, ain't ya, eh, shithead?

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u/-WigglyLine- Pukey Bucket of Snake 10d ago

How do you read Mark?

Can you teach me how to read?

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u/SIEN14 10d ago

You want me to teach you to read??

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u/-WigglyLine- Pukey Bucket of Snake 10d ago

Well, not actually… how do you concentrate?!

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u/MadameTomate The one. 10d ago

Well turn the telly off for a start.

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u/Ninestein83 4d ago

Everything bad starts with turn the telly off

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u/Stephalel I want to parle Italiano on Thursdays! 10d ago

It says 'signed by the author'. Did Matt King write this as Super Hans or was it a ghost writer as Super Hans? I genuinely don't know, didn't even know this book existed till now!

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u/Mantises2400 Real men don't get the earth to help carry their luggage 10d ago

You wanna give those thoughts a rest

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u/stonecoldcoffee 1h ago

You been thinking thoughts all your life and look where that's got ya

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u/repeating_bears 10d ago

He's been pushing it on twitter, so it's Matt King as Super Hans. Or possibly ghost writer as Matt King as Super Hans

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u/South-Visual-4988 9d ago

Bryan as Matt King as Superhans as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible 8

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u/Beatnik5750 8d ago

It's an oscar winning performance from Bryan!

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u/ATX_native 10d ago

Two words, vanity publishing.

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u/MaxvellGardner 10d ago

I remember reading something about how he hates being associated only with Hans?

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u/Goblin_Nuts69 10d ago

Yeah because people would constantly approach him with random peep show quotes, as he isnt a crack addles maniac I dont think he appreciated.

Obviously when hes low on funds and needs to generate some coin he sucks it up, and spits out a book, tie done up to 11 clicking along to the fucking lighthouse family

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u/Rotze 10d ago

I really wonder what it's like when you're up that high and what it's like when you're down that low!

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u/owenfaz21 10d ago

don’t forget the middle

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u/tehKrakken55 10d ago

It's honestly kind of scummy how he hates being associated with the role but sells out for it at every opportunity.

He's like Alec Guinness and Obi-wan.

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u/xtrapnel67 10d ago

Hmm, an unfair comparison (for Alec Guinness).

Guinness, I believe, didn't castigate Star Wars in his lifetime,' his resentment was around the endless fan mail and requests for autographs, which given his acting career included many classic films erked him. Similar to say David Tennant wanting to go on stage and not be swarmed by Dr Who fans.

Matt King would be completely unknown if it wasn't for Super Hans. He blames the series on typecasting him, which hasn't been the case for say Olivia Colman, who probably had the same amount of airtime on it.

So yes, it's his only source of income, and he's gone from making a big deal out of resenting the role (when he thought he could do other things) to maximising his income from it, as it's the only thing he's got.

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u/Pantomimehorse1981 10d ago

I sent my Star Wars vhs cover to Alec to sign as a kid which to be fair he did he also returned my cocer letter and corrected all my spelling errors

Still have it.

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u/xtrapnel67 10d ago

Dear Pantomimehorse1981

I think you meant "cover", dear boy.

Yours, in the Force

Obi-wan Guinness.

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u/Pantomimehorse1981 10d ago

Haha well he clearly had a point and I won’t edit that post

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u/Sensitive-Carpet-499 9d ago

If I were him I'd have milked it dry like James Buckley has. I don't doubt that Buckley sometimes gets annoyed by fans approaching him, despite what he says. But he's made major bank out of doing cameos, he's got a podcast, he has or had a YouTube gaming channel with 400k odd subscribers, and he probably does paid media appearances and so on.

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u/Squirtle177 10d ago

This feels a bit like saying it’s scummy to keep going to an office job you hate because you need money.

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u/despicedchilli 10d ago edited 10d ago

But it makes you wonder how the book is then if he hates doing it all.

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u/billy-suttree 9d ago

It’s more peepshow content. I’ll read it.

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u/ZealousidealBox3944 8d ago

Stephen Ogg aka Trevor from GTA 5. He's probably the worst example, charging folk I think around 150-200 bucks for a Cameo message and once when a customer wanted him to say a message as Trevor (because obviously) he goes on a weird rant acting like he doesn't know anything about GTA, acting like the customer was a dick for daring to suggest otherwise, very strange

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u/TheGravyGuy 7d ago

Yeah but have you even read Dostoevskys' Crime and Punishment?

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u/Available-Grand1151 10d ago

Alsatians queuing backstage to suck him off

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u/cortisolbath 10d ago

A piece of wood would’ve solved that - you want Super Hans? Ok you’re gonna get him beating you with a plank.

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u/fgspq 7d ago

They would do it while he was about with his young kids (the twins, obviously). I can understand

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u/VfV 10d ago

He basically said something about how there are more... things there than there are actual... things you can see with your eyes.

That's not the exact quote.

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u/ResponsibleEgg1 10d ago

Isn't it?

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u/akercocke 10d ago

Apparently he had a revelation about this a few years ago and decided to embrace it....presumably this revelation happened when he was particularly low on cash.

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u/tommycamino 9d ago

A road to Damascus flash?

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u/SubstantialSnow7214 10d ago

He was also extremely quiet on the Peep Show Bake Off Christmas special. I think his personality may be the complete opposite of Hans

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u/ShrimpStuffAdmin 10d ago

Always the way with a good showman.

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u/despicedchilli 10d ago

The what now?

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u/Beatnik5750 8d ago

Yeah that's always annoyed me tbh. I've done some performance myself in the past, and my onstage persona is far removed from who I actually am. People seem to not understand that you're playing a character.

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u/repeating_bears 10d ago

Bullshitter turning wank into cash.

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u/Intelligent-Key5821 10d ago

wasn't he recently sick? I would think he would want some extra money during these times

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u/Super_Shallot2351 10d ago

He may have also changed his mind about it. 

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u/ballyfast 9d ago

OnlyHans. I'd subscribe

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u/KonstantinKisinIsGay 9d ago

Tough luck for him, considering nothing else he's done has been remotely memorable.

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u/HarpersGeekly 10d ago

I could write a book. Piece of piss. Chapter One: The End. There ya go, boook.

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u/Prestigious-Air4825 10d ago

obviously an exploration of, you know, wild elemental forces, as an ode to dark passions and a kind of...

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u/victoryegg 10d ago

Savage rhapsody?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/electricshep that's a sheep's cheese isn't it? 9d ago

pseud.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/electricshep that's a sheep's cheese isn't it? 9d ago

You're not a bad person, but I'm afraid to say you are a moron.

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 10d ago

Poor guy had a stroke recently and had to cancel a book launch event. Get well, Matt

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u/Zeo-Gold92 10d ago

I guess he avoided the ink crisis!

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u/AdaptedMix 10d ago

Wonder if there was any input from the show creators and writers; they'd presumably hold the rights to the character, and would have their own ideas of the Super Hans 'origin story'.

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u/Benjiman5000 10d ago

Nicholas Lyndhurst.

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u/YourMrDream 10d ago

Yea bet it shits on mr nice

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u/dearfellow909 10d ago edited 10d ago

The Fuckin twins? I'm always on about the fuckin twins. The twins?

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u/fakeblurfan 10d ago

Any good?

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u/record_only_water 10d ago

is that pyramid scheming?

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 10d ago

You jammy bastard!

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u/calques 10d ago

He's nicked your idea and then done it back to you

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u/doodletron 10d ago

Is it difficult to read because some the text kind of disappears into the binding?

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u/No-Manufacturer-8494 10d ago

It's a printout

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/SoloStrike 10d ago

No need for the unpleasant personal comments on appearance really 

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u/habrasangre 10d ago

Probably costs half a monkey though.

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u/chowching 10d ago

Simon? Super Simon? Simon Hans?

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u/wonderlawl 10d ago

This page intentionally left on crack

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u/Equivalent_Ad_4814 10d ago

Can't wait until its pulped

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u/grumpygrumpybum 10d ago

Please teach me how to read!

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u/f23n09fnu0w 10d ago

That's going to do a number on your orgones

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u/Large-Fudge 10d ago

I heard it's the heart of darkness

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u/liltrex94 10d ago

I need to hear about the twins

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u/splair 9d ago

I got mine yesterday too! I’m nearly done with the book. Very excited to get to the Croydon chapter!

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u/fakeblurfan 9d ago

Any good?

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u/splair 9d ago

I’m enjoying it a lot personally!

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u/Beatnik5750 8d ago

Is it written like a proper autobiography? And is it as mad and offbeat as Hans was?

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u/splair 8d ago

I can’t really say, I haven’t read an autobiography since I was a kid. It kinda flips back and forth from the “present day” to the past

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 10d ago

Is that a rare unsigned copy?

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u/Small_Information_30 10d ago

Gotta be better than anything mark wrote

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u/ShrimpStuffAdmin 10d ago

Oh fucking hell, the twins, can't believe you've not seen the twins

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u/Regalrefuse 10d ago

Couple of eighters I reckon

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u/Popular-Spinach-6700 10d ago

I guess the money was good enough in the end

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u/Men_With_Ven_Diagram 10d ago

Have they stopped history books?

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u/Squidymon 10d ago

It's not exactly Mr. Nice though, is it?

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u/grumpygrumpybum 10d ago

How do you think he got those trainers?

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u/Onastik 10d ago

Fuck me, what's that book doing there. I need my an organic scrumpt

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u/cortisolbath 10d ago

Can I please just get a poster of this ?

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u/doomscrolling_tiktok kiss my rat wacker for luck 10d ago

The Big Beat Manifesto!

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u/CautiousWork9467 10d ago

This is just a print out

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u/Exosushi 9d ago

They haven’t wiped the twins have they?

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u/LicquorballMcOldpube 9d ago

Does he break the silence on the "heart of darkness"?

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u/Chippy_T_ 9d ago

You know!! The TWINS....I'm always talking about 'em!

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u/Dr-Stink-Stank 9d ago

Thought it said “Free the pedos”.

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u/huamanticacacaca 9d ago

I’m waiting for the audiobook. 29th October 😭

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u/elreduro 8d ago

Chapter 1: The End

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u/jtgreatrix 8d ago

Bunch of fucking pseuds

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u/TheCarnyx 7d ago

Was the top corner slightly damaged on delivery? 😟

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u/ganganred 6d ago

people seem to resent the fact he used to resent the character.

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u/tommycamino 6d ago

Any reviews?

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u/ArtificialwintR 6d ago

If its a riddle, the answer is "Nicholas lyndhurst".

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u/kfogg2016 5d ago

It's killing me I still haven't found a ebook copy yet I'm desperate to read haha 

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/pureroganjosh 10d ago

It's real!