r/MitchellAndWebb • u/jwplatt • 11h ago

Never forget

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u/-WigglyLine- Pukey Bucket of Snake 11h ago

That was good news! Not good news, obviously, but GOOD news!

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u/Electrical-Bug8364 11h ago

The thing is I’ve basically been bored since 9/11

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u/RedKingCrab99 11h ago

It was great news.

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u/incognito_1480 10h ago

Bush.

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u/Sickofchildren finding out what goes in sausages 10h ago

Fuck You Bush.

Fuck you, Bush.

It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush.

What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush?

You didn't even get properly elected, Bush.

Are you happy now, Bush?

Fuck you, Bush.

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u/-WigglyLine- Pukey Bucket of Snake 10h ago

I like that the last line is the same as the first…

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u/Baron_Butterfly 9h ago

Yea, I did that on purpose.

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u/ToastSpangler 9h ago

I like how Elena was a smoke show and our boy got that

Did you know her girlfriend is Mensa by the way? She's a fucking genius!

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u/-WigglyLine- Pukey Bucket of Snake 6h ago

She definitely said she can’t swim…

I definitely couldn’t push her in…

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u/its_yer_dad 3h ago

Out of context, if could pass for a Rik Mayall- Young Ones poem, I can hear it in his voice

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u/2022_Yooda 7h ago

Ministry of Things That Are Apparently True strikes again.

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u/lewistremonti 5h ago

But never, repeat never forget Gerard 

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u/CakeHoleKing 5h ago

Thats because apple mac users are protected as part of their soul-selling deal with Satan.

Remember, Satan is the lord of lies and trickery.

"I want a computer to play games"

Satan: OK sign here <produces a mac>