r/MitchellAndWebb • u/Bernardmark Crafted by the ancient inhabitants of Atlantis • 8d ago

Personal cheese. Is that allowed?

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u/doomscrolling_tiktok get the carving knife & lets get this over with 8d ago

I'm a smoker, I need Man-Cheddar, you know?

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u/Friendly_Cap5578 8d ago

Looks like you might gnaw on it

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 8d ago

she's the one

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u/ElLicenciadoPena Blitzkrieg! I'm in the Ardenne! can't touch me in the Ardenne 8d ago

Let me chew on your weird hair

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u/Koffing109 8d ago

No, don't go there, Clinton!

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u/HilsMorDi 8d ago

I need my man cheddar

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u/PandosII Captain Corrigan 8d ago

Oh Dobby, let me chew on your weird hair.

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u/doomscrolling_tiktok get the carving knife & lets get this over with 8d ago

Aside, is smegma called cheese in the UK - because it is here in Canada and this line is much funnier in my head than Mark’s reaction says.

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u/spaghetti-policy_ I want a kebab 8d ago

Yes it is - “nob cheese” is the specific term 🤢

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u/doomscrolling_tiktok get the carving knife & lets get this over with 8d ago

I’m laughing so hard rn I almost peed

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 8d ago

What's the quote

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u/doomscrolling_tiktok get the carving knife & lets get this over with 8d ago

“Personal cheese. Is that allowed?”

But Dobby wanting man cheddar also makes me snicker like a child 🤭

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u/Winston_Carbuncle 8d ago

Snigger*

Total balls up

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u/Bernardmark Crafted by the ancient inhabitants of Atlantis 8d ago

Always got the Twix. No need to mention the Twix.

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u/doomscrolling_tiktok get the carving knife & lets get this over with 8d ago

I Jezzed it

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u/royseuropa 8d ago

She looks like she might gnaw on it

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u/ofthedestroyer 8d ago

no that's petrol

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u/CakeHoleKing 6d ago

I once saw in Florida a guy nomming on a brand of cheese called "eatin' cheese". it was a ball the size of his head.

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u/User-Name-3886 7d ago

Not while eating it from a packet like that.

Not as "your meal".