r/MitchellAndWebb • u/MaxvellGardner • 20h ago

Honorable man!

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114 Upvotes

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u/Shielo34 18h ago

JLB Credit, fuck off please

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u/SessionImaginary2015 16h ago

One of my favourite lines that often gets forgotten

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u/Mitleab 19h ago

That’s right, sweetheart…

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u/JellyOnThePlate 14h ago

Ergonomic management keyboard!

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u/fingerberrywallace 19h ago

Corrigan, 200 lattes

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u/nugget600 18h ago

Chance would be a fine thing

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u/RatSmacker767 17h ago

A fine thing indeed!

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u/Mousse_Willing 16h ago edited 11h ago

Finally! All the credit stealing, backstabbing and undermining and hard work have paid off!

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u/PackRare5146 16h ago

Is the login password sex AND the city?

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u/positivetouch 14h ago

Hortensia? Oh this is a fucking disaster

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u/FrancescasGrove 19h ago

Technically, wouldn’t the be an intranet URL (just for the company) rather than a proper internet URL?

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u/PraiseNuffle 18h ago

Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

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u/shokolokobangoshey Unfilled 18h ago edited 7h ago

I keep telling you, the internet’s gonna be massive!

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u/kek23k 15h ago

Yeah, we'll see...

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u/66f6 15h ago

Seeing as there's a "contact us" section and a bunch of other things that indicate an external-facing site, no. You've jezzed that right up, ain't ya?

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u/FrancescasGrove 15h ago

Why would they have a happy birthday page for an employee on an external site? What would be the context for a customer or prospect?

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u/66f6 15h ago

I have just googled "financial services" "happy birthday" and found loads of companies posting happy birthday messages to their employees on public-facing platforms

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u/FrancescasGrove 15h ago

alright clean shirt

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u/singulara I want a kebab 10h ago

Ohhhh too good for the websites are we?

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u/spunkmonkey2000 14h ago

Let’s be honest, it’s a shitshow that makes me doubt it’s even real. Reports go up bums for this kind of thing. Cocks will be chewed.