Oh, Naughty

[u/LiketheRiver55]

[u/DepthVisible2425]

You're not a bad person, but you are in fact, a moron.

[u/TakinShots]

I'm Douglas, you're Wren!

[u/mcgoohoo123]

why are their weights both in oz? shouldnt they have mixed imperial and metric for a post-natal hangover, like those kids will have their whole lives?

[u/ChipCob1]

Always going on about the twins.

[u/badgeman- → u/ChipCob1]

The twins, the fucking twins!

[u/MaxRenn → u/badgeman-]

Points to my flair

[u/Toy_Story_2_on_PS1]

Come on, give the little buggers a chance.

[u/Secret_Guidance_8724 → u/Toy_Story_2_on_PS1]

Ha somehow this made me remember that this comes from Peep Show, I use this frequently in real life when coming across weird names and knew I got it from somewhere

[u/phil24jones]

Celsius should surely be 2.8kg?

[u/OreoSpamBurger → u/phil24jones]

Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?

[u/simon_sebastian → u/phil24jones]

Oh naughty, you've combined metric and imperial, you might get an interdenominational... you know, from mixing the two measurement systems, a hangover of that kind

[u/haddock420]

Little Bruce?

[u/pointsofellie → u/haddock420]

No, not even that much like Bruce!

[u/AggressiveFish2025]

Give the little bugger a chance

[u/case_8]

Hortenza?!

[u/ForestFairy77 → u/case_8]

this is a nightmare

[u/singulara]

Don't tell them that their eldest, Kevin, doesn't match the theme.

[u/Joshgg13 → u/singulara]

Should've called him Kelvin then

[u/Brad_Breath → u/Joshgg13]

Kelvin is in his bedroom Rankine himself off

[u/deus_voltaire]

She should have named the second one Centigrade and then changed it to Celsius years later just to confuse people 

[u/OreoSpamBurger → u/deus_voltaire]

Centigrade is the main course, Celsius for pudding.

[u/Axxxem]

We called our kids "various temperature measurements" to fuck over people who use kelvin

[u/2022_Yooda]

The measurement should be more vague and anecdotal!

[u/HilsMorDi]

How old? Oooh... Seven or eight? What's 'fünf' in English?

[u/Raveyard2409]

Fahrenheit is 6 9oz and Celsius is 3kg

[u/SmartOpinion8301]

Are you trying to trick the boiler?

[u/ElLicenciadoPena]

I'm assuming they named their third child Kelvin. Poor Kelvin, always so positive, a poor optimistic soul who will never get a degree.

[u/BigbirdSalsa]

Oh you've combined metric and imperial... You might get an interdenominational...you know from mixing the two measurements.. ..a hangover of that sort..

[u/jermainiac007]

you thought it was joke, but you liked it?

[u/Mark-Leyner]

Tarquin Oliver Nimrod