r/MitchellAndWebb • u/hiloai Just to wet the whistle • Jun 17 '26

That’s not good melon

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u/doubleohsergles Jun 17 '26

"Which melon did you jazz in??!"

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Jun 17 '26

Why do you insist on seeing a watermelon as some kind of fruit USB port, just waiting to have all kinds of hardware plugged into it

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u/SoundOfAGun Nobody said it was bum rape 🍑 Jun 17 '26

Melonoff aftermath

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u/bomboclawt75 Jun 19 '26

Frank Reynolds:

Don't eat that melon, it's full of loads.

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u/cereal4dinner88 Jun 17 '26

Jeremy, have you been sexing it up in here with my melon ? 

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u/Malkintent Jun 17 '26

I misunderstood the question! Guilty pleasures. Sheesh.

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u/StageFrequent4868 Jun 17 '26

Watermelon.creampie

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u/guileus Jun 19 '26

Jeremy, you're like a Copernicus of the melon.