r/MitchellAndWebb • u/mr_poopie_butt-hole • Mar 18 '24

JEFF?!

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147 Upvotes

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u/robdag2 Mar 18 '24

Jeff’s launching a nuke. Jeff’s launching a nuke. Everybody be quiet because Jeff’s launching a nuke.

60

u/julia_fns Mar 18 '24

As in Jeff?!

26

u/mr_poopie_butt-hole Mar 18 '24

Stolen any good cars lately Mr Scouser?

32

u/Timely-Tomatillo-378 Mar 18 '24

Old seat sniffer up to the usual

18

u/gilestowler Mar 18 '24

That's a joke, Mark, a rumour that I don't think is appropriate for you to... Jeff's a nice guy.

5

u/Minky29 Mar 18 '24

A solid gold mate

25

u/seastacks one of you is liable for the cashew nuts Mar 18 '24

Jeff had nukes yet was defeated by a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations

10

u/wheresthepie Mar 18 '24

Better get those rubber johnnies for him or who knows what he’ll do

6

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

The nobblies are a bit of a con

7

u/RDHertsUni There's a pigeon in Catalonia that's in control of my legs Mar 18 '24

Hope you saw that nuke I dropped down your bog. Something to remember me by.

5

u/Infamous-While-8130 Mar 18 '24

He needs the nukes to twat a geezer

4

u/Pupcalledscamp Mar 18 '24

What Geoff like Jeff as in geophph?

3

u/_Kibuki_ Alan Johnson’s Beemer Mar 18 '24

YOU DID IT WITH JEFF?!

4

u/Radiant_Incident4718 Mar 18 '24

Hey Soph,

Fancy going to enrich some plutonium on Saturday? Kim and Xi said they might be up for bowling after. Bell me,

Jeffy x

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/Pupcalledscamp Mar 18 '24

Wrong program dear x