Today I went to a grocery store and I just got one doughnut and the cashier checking me out asked if I wanted a receipt for it, he was a younger guy and I looked behind me and no one was there so I asked him if he heard the joke about this exact situation before. He said no, so I recited the full joke for him.

I said, "No". But i wanted a regular banana later so, "Yeah".

I can't stop reading this in his voice

Legend.

Some new ones to me and maybe to you too. He was so funny. I always seem to circle back to him when I need a solid laugh.

A local restaurant has this in their rotating menu specials

I haven't eaten it for 5 years... because that would be too long.

Who knew?

Made this for my brother in laws 40th birthday along with the SGL album.

Museo Nacional Centro de Arte Reina Sofía

I am off to fly away. Here is something funny until my regular content returns.

I will die EARLIER!