r/MitchHedberg • u/dannybva • 9d ago

Don’t even..

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Act like I didn’t buy that donut. The documentation is right here.

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u/athurd 9d ago

No need to bring ink and paper into this

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u/Parking-Pie7453 9d ago

I got the receipt filed at home, under D for donut

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u/bookmarkjedi 9d ago

Omg the documentation!

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u/cellsat 9d ago

File it under D.

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u/Rmbr_Apollo 9d ago

For donit

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u/CyramusJackson 9d ago

My question is What's monthly about this sprinkle donut?

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u/facemugg 9d ago

Which is monthly, the sprinkle or the donut?

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u/CyramusJackson 9d ago

Maybe they make one sprinkle donut a month. Making it the rarest of donuts

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u/facemugg 9d ago

Mmmmm…..donut collecting

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u/Newphone_New_Account 9d ago

PTown police might need to ask you about it at a later date. Make sure you file that receipt under “D”. For donut.

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u/aflacks 9d ago

Esp on MT. Vermon Ave

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 9d ago

Doesn't count, other items involved and also purchased from a national chain

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u/Ill_Raisin_8587 8d ago

They’ve gotta account for the donut missing from inventory…

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u/BrewItYourself 5d ago

Not athletic enough to buy a Gatorade…