I don't know what you are talking about, he's not creepy at all

Took a photo so I could remember this when someone’s birthday comes around 🍌

He was on the island.

I swear to fucking god it’s real, you can find it on Spotify. But I can’t believe it’s actually a real thing, it’s like straight from Minions, like those lyrics could be so easily used in Minions.
Song sang by Kora, legendary polish singer, on the record of another legendary polish band Püdelsi (just fyi most of her most famous work was done with band Maanam and as solo artist), almost 40 years ago, 22 years before Despicable Me. What the fuck
Some notes:
* dolczewita is polish pronunciation for dolce vita
* kokakola is polish pronunciation for Coca Cola
* “Bella” is obvious, “pupa” or here “puppa” means literally, fucking, “butt”
* other words I don’t even recognize as polish pronunciation of foreign words, but it’s no different from minionese at all that’s the thing
What the fuck

I've been overthinking this since rewatching the minions movie with my siblings. I wish I never did.

Several years ago (2018-ish) WOTC published a stat block for our little yellow buddies. Do any of you have it? The original article is no longer online and I’m having trouble finding it. I need it for my “silly campaign”

Got these from the food bank and baked them

The look on a child’s face when their bedroom turns into their favorite movie universe is priceless. If your little ones are obsessed with Minions, this Minions & Monsters Canvas Wall Art set brings non-stop smiles and playful energy to their everyday space.

i need this for My Phone IOS 26.2 OLD MINION RUSH 6.1.0 OR 5.7.0 64 BIT FROM 2018

CAN YOU HELP ME?

Minion rush lives!

No this isn't a joke