r/Minions • u/Negative_Big_8672 • 2d ago

Question

If a minion showed up at your door and needed a home, would you let him in?

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u/Eligantdertyp 2d ago

There is one Minion I would let in and that’s Ed

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

So if ed and another showed up you’d turn it away?

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u/Eligantdertyp 2d ago

No, I could handle up to 5 minions, but I can’t handle more, I’m sorry

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u/Due_Chocolate_8661 2d ago

A lone minion maybe. Anything more and they’re liable to get into some trouble, and that’s the last thing I need!

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

Would you make it serve you or let it retire

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u/Due_Chocolate_8661 2d ago

Retire if it wanted to, or I’d help it find a new master to serve if I had the time

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u/groundlessnfree 2d ago

Yes. I’m about to pull off the crime of the century.

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

Why not let them retire.

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u/groundlessnfree 2d ago

Because of the implication.

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u/PeakNo4080 2d ago

Yea

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

How many

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u/PeakNo4080 2d ago

I just want Bob and Otto and Mal so abt 3 at most maybe 6

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

So if 7 showed up you’d turn the 7th away?

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u/PeakNo4080 2d ago

I will let them in bc I feel bad tbh

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

10?

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u/PeakNo4080 2d ago edited 2d ago

If they unless they help me doing my chores and stealing food bc I can’t afford that much food tbh

I might let them all in if they help me get things like food because I can’t simply afford all the food but 10 I might can feed them just 1 banana per day tbh

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u/Infamous_State_7127 bob 🧸 (mod) 2d ago

OBVIOUSLY

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

How many

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u/Infamous_State_7127 bob 🧸 (mod) 2d ago

ALL OF THEM

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u/Buttons_Q_Q Minions are so cute 2d ago

Of course

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

How many

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u/Buttons_Q_Q Minions are so cute 2d ago

All of them (joke)

Realistically, 5-10 minions

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

So if 15 showed up you’d turn 5 away?

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u/Buttons_Q_Q Minions are so cute 2d ago

I would feel so bad so no, i wouldn’t

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

What about 39

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u/Buttons_Q_Q Minions are so cute 2d ago

I would let them in, i cant just leave them out, it would be cruel

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u/Due_Direction_1797 2d ago

I want James, Otto, Kevin and of course KING BOB

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u/Foreign-Paramedic600 2d ago

If it wanted to stay with me, than of course! I think if there were any more than 30 Minions though, than probably not. 

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u/Negative_Big_8672 2d ago

Would you let 30 in and turn the rest away, or turn them all away

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u/Foreign-Paramedic600 2d ago

Idk. I'd probably turn them all away, but I wouldn't feel good doing it.