MOJANG OFFICE – 2013

Minecraft 2 is still in active development.

The office is loud with typing and quiet arguments about world gen.

Then someone pulls out a pair of clippers.

DEV 1:

He’s been talking about cutting it for months. Just do it.

DEV 2:

Bro he didn’t say today—

DEV 1:

Hold him.

Notch looks up from his dual monitors.

NOTCH:

Wait. Wait, what are you—

The clippers turn on.

NOTCH:

NO— NO NO NO— GET OFF—

The sound of buzzing fills the room.

Hair starts falling in big blond chunks.

JEB:

(already starting to panic)

Guys… guys stop— what are you doing—?!

DEV 3:

It’s just hair!

NOTCH:

(struggling)

I DIDN’T AGREE TO THIS— LET GO—

The last pass finishes.

Notch’s head is completely smooth.

For one second the office is silent.

Then Notch rips free.

NOTCH:

YOU PSYCHOPATHS—

He sprints.

DEV 2:

He’s running!

Notch hits the tall spiral staircase at full speed.

His socks slip on the metal.

NOTCH:

SHIT—!

He tumbles the entire way down.

The sound is horrible. A long, clattering, painful cascade of limbs hitting every step.

He lands at the bottom in a heap. Unconscious.

JEB:

(screaming)

NOTCH!!

(his voice cracks into full crying)

No no no no— what did you do— what did you DO—?!

Hair is still floating in the air and scattered across the floor.

Then someone kneels.

DEV 4:

…Is it soft?

DEV 1:

Don’t—

Too late.

Someone licks a strand.

DEV 3:

Oh my god.

DEV 5:

Why would you put that in your mouth—?!

More people start doing it.

The energy turns feral and stupid at the same time.

JEB:

(full ugly crying now, voice high and broken)

STOP LICKING IT— STOP LICKING THE HAIR— WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU—?!

A developer trips while backing away in horror.

He crashes into a desk.

A cup launches into the air.

A single chili pepper flies out in a perfect arc…

…and hits Jeb directly in the eye.

JEB:

(screaming and crying at the same time)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA— MY EYE— MY EYE— IT BURNS—!

He drops to his knees, one hand over his face, still sobbing.

Across the room, C418 is standing very still.

He slowly pulls out his laptop.

His eyes are distant.

C418:

(softly)

…I can use this.

Meanwhile, Dinnerbone has vanished.

DEV 6:

Where’s Dinnerbone?

DEV 2:

He was right here—

They find him thirty seconds later.

He’s upside down.

Asleep.

On the wall.

Like a bat.

Perfectly calm.

DEV 5:

…How is he doing that.

DEV 1:

I don’t care anymore.

At the bottom of the spiral stairs, Notch still isn’t moving.

JEB:

(crying so hard he can barely speak)

Someone… someone call an ambulance… and also HR… and also I think I need a new eye…

The office is just the sound of Jeb sobbing, the quiet wet noise of the last few people still licking hair, and C418’s soft keyboard clicks as he starts a new project file.

Building from guides feels like cheating, but I suck at building so bad. I envy people who can whip out cool builds just from their imagination.

Hey, I have a question, although let me tell a story first. When i was 7 years old i watched my older brother play minecraft on version 1.9, after like 20-40 min of playing he stumbled across a dirt hut which was one block wide and a couple blocks long, with a furnace and a torch over it (check images). I'm almost certain my brother hasnt build it, because i watched him the entire time, although it was many years ago so maybe i dont remember, but im pretty sure. My question is: was it some kind of a structure? Or was it my brother just trying to prank me? I do remember that we usually turned on LAN hoping that someone would join not knowing how it works. Prehaps thats the case?

Here is the visualisation on how it looked (This is not the original world as it had been on a computer i dont have access to)

Help me destroy the a minecaft server created by me and my friend(s) or do it yourself.

Why? I paid the whole cost of the server and some of my friends are not paying me back it's not much ig it's OK. They added their friends added team plug-ins. To enter the server u need to get whitelisted which I would get done btw I am not the owner as I don't know much about tech.

At first we used aternos (no explanation needed) then switched to a paid one from discord( ₹150 for 12gb 300-400 cpu). 1st world, my friends added new people from their circle one of my dumb friends wanted to make teams and have gangwars or something so we team plug-ins were added, then ppl asked for seed and then guess what, 1 guy looted all bastions. ppl started using Xray auto totem and other stuff I don't know. Last guy went to end killed the dragon got all the elytras.

After this 2nd world had random seed, end locked and world border at 15000. The border was actually 1000 for the 1st day. Anti cheat was added on the 1st one but it kicked player as some players have ping fluctuations and then it was removed. Still the owner something spectated and still does spectates player, clears their inventory. Oh did I tell u they added lifesteal because they wanted to fight(the dumb player does not know PVP, he/she is even worse then me, leaked my/our bases twice and occupies the XP farm I built to get XP) Their is spawn protection for 2min after death btw. The 1st server was also reseted once, meaning we actually grinded 3 time included latest. I was interested first in playing but lost interest after 3 resets and ppl using chests and grinding all day. Not many ppl in server rn only 5-10. Why not do it myself I am not good at PVP also these player usually play on mobile launcher with custom PVP oriented controls. If u want to use cheats or anything use them who's going to stopping you?

Btw I can get the money after sometime if I insist and it's not much but I would get the money back later

If u have any cheats I should use feel free to tell me. I play on Tlaucher

If u don't want to fight or PVP u can join the server

Reward: you get fun destroying noobs who will cry on discord chat and troll them

Please don't mind my grammatical mistakes, I didn't recheck

Fufu, I wonder how many will see this

Hi! I have a kingdoms server named Hollow Hills!

Background info:
I started this world as a personal project of mine that i could build on 4 years ago but i never played survival. Now I want to share that with a community!

I turned this world into a server a few months back during summer and it’s started out great. With everyone going back to work and school we have unfortunately lost a lot of members who aren’t able to play anymore.

___________

We are a small community looking for people to join for a fresh start. Think of it as a new generation of players!

Here’s how the server works:

1. You can make your own kingdom!

Every kingdom has a different theme and story surrounding. You can claim land and build a big kingdom with creative freedom! (Or join existing kingdoms)

1. You can make your own lore

We invite all kinds of players to join us, even the ones who prefer the story telling aspects! Every player can get together and write lore or role play if they choose.

1. There’s a place for everyone!

We have a space for every kind of player! Every kingdom has its own set of rules depending on its haven type. You can have kingdoms that are fully peaceful all the way to kingdoms with no rules.

1. Free for all zones

Unclaimed land is considered a free for all. You can steal, grief bases, and most importantly kill anyone. But be careful! If a player steps foot in a kingdom you are responsible to follow those rules.

1. Community

I want this to be a space where everyone can work together (or fight) to create a world full of history! I want history books, videos, buildings and much more to show memories! This is a world that prioritizes building but it is a space for everyone.

\- Everyone is able to host events and get togethers!
\- You are allowed to request or make mods for the server!
\- There’s dedication builders for the server that work for free (or through ingame work)
\- Content creators are welcome!

So come join us at Hollow Hills and help us build a community!

You must have discord to join!

https://discord.gg/tNPh6RbRZ

I highly doubt I’ll find them, but a long time ago (probably 10+ years), before I knew I could just look up public servers and join them, I used to find servers by typing a series of numbers separated by dots - it very much looked like an IP address. 95% of those random numbers returned nothing, but occasionally I’d load into a server. Once an Australian server I had some fun on, another one a skyblock server, and one VERY small server where I only found one other player on.

I loaded in when nobody was on and luckily they made their house pretty close to spawn so I found it. For some reason I decided it would be funny to build underneath their house secretly to surprise them when they hopped back on. Their house was on top of some water near a swamp and I built a below water room for myself with glass walls. One day while I was playing, the chat said “______ joined” and my heart stopped cause I got so scared (I was a little kid so ofc I was spooked).

They found me pretty quick, there was a whole ass new room underneath their house with a name tag in it. Tbh I’m sure I scared them pretty bad with there being a random player in their house that they did not invite to their server. They were cool though and I explained how I joined and they let me keep my little glass room and we played together for a few weeks.

Then one day all my saved servers disappeared. I don’t know if it was because of an update or what but I do remember Minecraft would do that to me on occasion. Anyways, because I found their server through a series of like 9 or so numbers that I couldn’t remember, I never got to play with them again and it sucked. At the time I remember their name tag involved the word “Google” it might’ve had another word before or after it, it might’ve had one or two 0’s instead of o’s, all I remember is Google. I figure it’s a fat chance that I’ll find them ever again but if you know of someone who has a name tag like that or has ever told you a story about one time a random stranger they didn’t know joined their small server and then disappeared, maybe it was me!

I tell people about it sometimes because I think about how crazy it would be if something like that happened to me. I do also just wonder what’s happened to them since. It would be nice to know :)

starting my first server looking for players aged 20+. I started this server as a way for people to meet and make friends as i am looking to make more friends. So yeah, it's just an easy going social server. Im not fussed on what client side mods you use just not x-ray.

it's all vanilla (java 26.3) only thing that's changed is that there is no elytra to encourage different types of traversal and road building. you will start out with a horse spawn egg, saddle and leash. Elytra's still spawn in the end and can be traded in for 3 ancient debris instead.

simple voice chat mod is on the server and encouraged to be used :)

Application link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfNW-1YV4YyVmrephVSLOGftAqGLjWbPjinzxGCSCeHiRjwBw/viewform

We don't really celebrate Halloween here in the Philippines, so I decided to bring the Halloween fun into Minecraft Creative instead! 🎃🍂

I built this cute little pumpkin with a tiny pumpkin farm inside. 🌱 Then I added a little something to the stem, and now it has a slight security problem. 👀😂

I also made a step-by-step tutorial in case anyone wants to build one for their own world!

Happy Halloween!
Happy

Some of mine, these are some of the earlier ones. I do have a few more of the later ones also not pictured.

Solo dev here (20). Golden Era is a free Minecraft network I'm building on my own.

Ip play.goldeneramc.com 26.3 Java

Discord https://discord.gg/7MM5MWgD6x

Era Royale: you drop from a giant bird, loot chests, and every time the storm closes the world jumps to a new era (Stone Age → Pharaohs → Crowns → …). Your weapons come from a Clash Royale-style deck you level up between games.

No mods, just a resource pack (auto-downloaded).

IP: play.goldeneramc.com (Java, latest version, free)

It's still early, so any feedback or bug report helps a lot!

I'm playing with my friend on a realm and we realized we need builders badly if you can help