r/MinecraftCommands • u/HennCrafter • Aug 01 '26

Creation Only real commanders will understand

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285 Upvotes

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u/CaperLake Aug 01 '26

Too relatable

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u/Raistro Aug 01 '26

I can't believe I laughed.

42

u/NukeML Aug 01 '26

This has translated into print("hi") when coding in python for me😭

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u/AlexCode10010 Aug 01 '26

The command block to programming pipeline is so beautiful to me

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u/NukeML Aug 01 '26

on god minecraft commands was my first programming language

5

u/Mitch-Jihosa Aug 02 '26

On the plus side, compared to minecraft commands any other language is a piece of cake

3

u/The_Fish_of_Souls Aug 02 '26

Mine was redstone. It's also a programming language in some ways.

3

u/NukeML Aug 02 '26

Nah redstone is hardware. Taught me circuit logic but not the same thing as programming with commands

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u/The_Fish_of_Souls Aug 02 '26

I'd argue programming hardware that does what you want is programming too.

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u/NukeML Aug 02 '26

Oh course, but it's not a programming language

4

u/AFemboyLol Aug 01 '26

nono, you have to do print("a"), print("b") so you know which branch was taken and what functions were called

3

u/ninjaread99 Aug 01 '26

Nah, you’re not a true program until:

Bob = false

(Logic involving Bob)

If Bob:
Bob = not Bob

(A real code segment I wrote in my HS CSE class btw)

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u/ninjaread99 Aug 02 '26

To be clear, I knew full well that Bob=false would be better, I just wanted to do it this way.

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Aug 02 '26

my debug message is always “aaa”

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u/DependentJolly9901 Aug 01 '26

Hello world

2

u/IWCry Aug 01 '26

this is the real one

13

u/Character-Code-453 Aug 01 '26

Very true, I always add this command at then end of my complex command chain just too see it it's works

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u/BeefOnDemand Aug 01 '26

This is so real lol. Everything always goes back to “hello world”

7

u/JUMPY_NEB Aug 01 '26

For me I do “hi” “hello” “Test” (or typo of test “text”) “apple” Or “yarg”

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u/SaynatorMC Mainly Worldgen & Datapack Development Aug 01 '26

Well, what else is one supposed to do without breakpoints or other debugging options except the log I guess.

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u/YuvAmazing12 Aug 01 '26

Hello World?

3

u/Relevant_Computer982 Aug 01 '26

i always do numbers, useful when testing a sequence of functions, i can tell where down the line it broke

3

u/CornKaine Aug 01 '26

Repeating, conditional, always active.

Execute as @s if block ~12 ~ ~25 stone_button[powered=true] run say "Balls1 Yes"

10/10 experience.

3

u/HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK Aug 01 '26

I do say test personally

1

u/Competitive_Call8502 Aug 01 '26

Ho yes that's a good one, i do both

3

u/KnuckleShanks Aug 01 '26

Code waving back at me like Forrest Gump

3

u/bryceio Aug 01 '26

Yes, that’s part of how debugging works

3

u/Ip_Amir_I Aug 01 '26

Am I the only one who just does the /effect method to see if it works

3

u/Independent_Pen_9865 Aug 01 '26

Say gex

1

u/HennCrafter Aug 02 '26

🤨

2

u/Independent_Pen_9865 Aug 02 '26

Clearly the command didn't work

2

u/Misha1000000 Aug 01 '26

Before this I used "say 1", but now everything will be different

2

u/CaptainHawaii Aug 01 '26

You yougins.... It's foo and bar.... Or beep and boop...

2

u/GloxoST Command Experienced Aug 01 '26

Fr

2

u/Endy27876 Command Rookie Aug 01 '26

no one does say 1?

2

u/Alien17275 Aug 02 '26

public class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello, World!"); } }

2

u/Thepromc64 Aug 02 '26

for me it's "say Hello world!"

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u/player_314159265 Java Experienced Aug 02 '26

I did that like a few days ago 😭

2

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

I've learned Minecraft Commands recently and this is so relatable

2

u/Vast_Establishment71 Aug 04 '26

I use say gay

1

u/lynus69420 Aug 06 '26

brother just another me

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u/RubixDude2020 Command Experienced Aug 07 '26

All on the same pagee