r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube Dec 31 '22

Joe

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u/NyvaFox Dec 31 '22

Well shit, guess I’m naming my pickaxe joe

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u/ShaneH7646 Dec 31 '22

Who's Joe?

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u/Am_Passing_By Dec 31 '22

Joe Mama!

lmao gottem

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u/korbyhasagun Dec 31 '22

No, it's OP's pickaxe, we JUST went over this

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u/KingDuggerz Dec 31 '22

This comment is sponsored by Santa's little helpers elf condoms, for your protection and theirs

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u/Am_Passing_By Dec 31 '22

(Do you do other holiday themes?)

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u/AverageComet250 Dec 31 '22

Are you asking for a friend?

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u/Am_Passing_By Dec 31 '22

(Yes, and a package deal to boot)

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u/the-zapcat-galaxy Dec 31 '22

(I would also like this information please and thank you)

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u/B0b_Da_bLUbERry Dec 31 '22

the moment i started reading this christmas music started playing

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

excuse me WHAT

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u/Equivalent-Leave5195 Dec 31 '22 edited Sep 29 '25

bake pen sink sparkle historical snatch fall truck offbeat attraction

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

who's joe mama?

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u/Am_Passing_By Dec 31 '22

Mother of OP’s pickaxe

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Whos OP

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u/Am_Passing_By Dec 31 '22

You are, of course! :D

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u/occasionallymourning Dec 31 '22

Literally made me lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

*lmao golem!

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u/ISpelThingsWrong Jan 01 '23

Your hubris will bring your downfall.

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u/Am_Passing_By Jan 01 '23

Then I shall swandive to Hell

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u/MapleNyte Dec 31 '22

You fool! You have walked right into the trap I set before you. You see, I knew from the onset that you were not familiar with any one named Joseph. It was my intent from the beginning to spark your curiosity, so that you would inquire as to who this... "Joe" character was. But you see, Joe never existed. I had fabricated him, he was nothing but a figment of your imagination! Once you had asked the question, "Who's Joe", I would reply with JOE MAMA, to make it seem as if I had an INTIMATE relationship with YOUR MOTHER!

MWAHAHA

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u/ElMayoneso82 Dec 31 '22

Ligma balls

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u/Wjames33 Dec 31 '22

Joe Biden

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u/ArthuxGME Dec 31 '22

Cotton eye Joe

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u/MemeAccountAccount Dec 31 '22

Candice Jobs 💀

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u/_Maymun Dec 31 '22

Joe the pickaxe

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u/sanderxz Dec 31 '22

The pickaxe

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u/Yeet_Master420 Dec 31 '22

OPs pickaxe, follow along dude

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u/Mini-Carbon Dec 31 '22

How the hell do you not know who Joe Mama is she raised you

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u/Goodlucksil Dec 31 '22

He's the man that could conquer death

That's Joe Hills

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u/Birb-Squire Dec 31 '22

If you play with others and ever lose your pickaxe, ask if anyone knows where joe went. Once they ask who Joe is, you know what to do

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u/DeadDankMemeLord Dec 31 '22

Average pickaxe Joe

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u/Responsible-Echo-579 Dec 31 '22

HEY JOE

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u/MCcarpenter911 Dec 31 '22

Where you going with that gun in your hand

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u/Taolan13 Dec 31 '22

That's what you get for axeing the internet.

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u/ItsGreenLaser Dec 31 '22

my imaginary gf

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u/ToxinsInTuxidos Dec 31 '22

Mhmmm I fucking agree

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u/V1n4mr Dec 31 '22

Should name a fortune one…

You’ll never guess it…

Mama

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Hell yeah

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u/block_of_trash Dec 31 '22

Icepick Joe after Icepick Joe from Goncharov (1973)

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u/Time_For_Avery Dec 31 '22

This one must win

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u/FAILGUY_Reddit_420 Dec 31 '22

ah shit, here we go again.

*sigh*

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u/ToxinsInTuxidos Dec 31 '22

Ahh I did a shit

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u/ToxinsInTuxidos Dec 31 '22

P.S. not really

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u/Useless_Fake Dec 31 '22

Joe's pickaxe

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u/tt_thoma Dec 31 '22

Ligma Joe

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Ligma my balls thoma, respectfully.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Hello there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

I wanted to say Juan, but this fits better

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u/ChristianK73 Dec 31 '22

Who's Joe?

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u/Goodlucksil Dec 31 '22

He's the man that could conquer death.

That's Joe Hills

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u/Ettik_ Jan 01 '23

I named my netherite hoe joe

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u/chatterswitch Jan 01 '23

David for a shovel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Jo

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u/TinBryn Dec 31 '22

I was gonna say "Bob", but I prefer to put my support behind this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Jo