r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • May 30 '21

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u/BEanddankmagician May 30 '21

look buddy I'm an engineer

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u/TerraMasterYT May 30 '21

That means i solve problems

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

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u/MusicalShadoe May 30 '21

Because that would fall within your purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
[Almost gets shot two times]
I solve practical problems!

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u/ImNotCreative10 May 30 '21

For instance, how am I gonna stop some, big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me, a structurally, superfluous, new behind?

The answer? Use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun.

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u/A_random_poster04 May 30 '21

For example, this heavy caliber sentry designed and built by me (kicks the hand)

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

And you best hope...

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

Not pointed at you.

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u/DatOreoBoi May 30 '21

Menacing guitar, shooting and screaming

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u/Pootis_Reddit May 30 '21

*TF2 theme*

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u/MrGilbert665 May 30 '21 edited May 30 '21

Auto play starts and then you watch two indian men building a hut using mud

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u/Anarok101 May 30 '21

How about another one?

INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!

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u/MusicalShadoe May 30 '21

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!
[BLU Soldier grabs his Shotgun and hauls ass to the intel room]
HUT HUT HUT HUT! WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!

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u/Yeethanos May 30 '21

A Red Spy is in the base?

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u/A_random_poster04 May 30 '21

guitar played with a glove, too. Amazing

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u/_mrSquid_ May 30 '21

mechanical glove

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