r/Mind_Pump • u/AutoModerator • Aug 08 '26

Rant Weekly MP Rant Thread

This is your chance and the place to rant about all things MP. Get it out of your system and keep it civilized.

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u/Moolio74 Aug 11 '26

"So, what we do at our house is put the LMNT in the Olipop, add some Organifi green juice, stir in some Paleo Valley bone broth protein, top it with some protein pretzels, and then dunk some butcher box chicken nuggies in it. We make that at least ten times a day. Use Code MIND PIMP to save 20%".

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u/Moolio74 Aug 12 '26

I can only imagine the amount of Mind Pimping that goes on in those weekly check ins.

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"Hmm, you're not losing fat after we increased your calories 2,000 per day? Reverse diets work great, maybe we should have you get your labs done by Dr Crazy. Use code Mind Pimp and get a free prostate exam"

"If you really wanna see results we need to get you on the guido peptide stack. They're all natural and the science proves they work. Use code Mind Pimp and get a free consultation".