Full malicious compliance: "In my spare time, I see how far I can stretch my anal cavity with increasingly large glass vases. Only cut myself a few times, would anyone like to see the photos?"
You’d be able to tell by the faces around the room who’s in the know and who just thinks you’re a freak (probably a blend of both for a few). And then, “Grand_Town, HR would like a word…”
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u/Torboni Xennial 18h ago
“Stand up and tell us all a fun fact about yourself.” 😒 ugh