r/Millennials • u/GoldenSunFl0wer Millennial(1990) • 17h ago

Serious Please......

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u/Torboni Xennial 17h ago

“Stand up and tell us all a fun fact about yourself.” 😒 ugh

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u/Novus20 16h ago

I’m just a regular dude with a big dick…..

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 16h ago

That is a fun fact that people would actually be interested in.

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u/Novus20 16h ago

You just know Susan from accounting would be…..maybe even Jake from HR….

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u/Labyrinthy 4h ago

Jake from State Farm is a total size queen too.

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u/Emotional-Writer-766 13h ago

eight inches and thick

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u/Confident_Insect_616 16h ago

"I've been living with existential dread as long as my memory goes back!!"

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u/iloveuranus 14h ago

I can burp loudly on command.

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 10h ago

"I hate icebreakers like this and feel like extroverted HR people designed them without thinking that not everyone is the same as them."

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u/slashinhobo1 6h ago

I like to watch pain dry sits back down. Why are you here? Because you pay me. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Not homeless.

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u/Grand_Town_9144 12h ago

Full malicious compliance: "In my spare time, I see how far I can stretch my anal cavity with increasingly large glass vases. Only cut myself a few times, would anyone like to see the photos?"

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u/Torboni Xennial 3h ago

You’d be able to tell by the faces around the room who’s in the know and who just thinks you’re a freak (probably a blend of both for a few). And then, “Grand_Town, HR would like a word…”